06-02-2013, 09:07 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:02 AM by Fearless Community.
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Just to make it categorically clear regarding the exploding eyeballs issue, seeing as I've had over 40 personal calls from staff requesting legal advice after receiving Mr Malkrins message. Read the fething contract. S:3 (1) that's section 3 subsection 1. I'll even put it here for you.
The above section applies to contractors hiring FUMUKU Int. services who have experienced exploding/combustible/anomalous eyeball related activity.
This section refers to staff
As per the above you can see we are not liable for exploding/combusting/leaking/missing/replaced by reality warping shifts in the space time/ or any thing to do with your eyes, and we are only obliged to provide you with medical care, now as medical care is not determined or defined in the article allow me to be declarative on the matter. In this instance if you're that bloody ignorant you fail to provide for your own health or follow instructions from our C.E.O. The following treatment will be provided, 1x7.62x39mm round to the base of the skull, this is a permanent cure for any resultant suffering and requires only one administration period. To collect your free medical treatment following the incident contact any of these persons, 'DubWub', 'Toxic' or Z.Massani. Unfortunately Z. Massani cannot provide this service on weekends or after 1630 on Mon, Tues, Wed or after 1400 on any other day of the week, on bank holidays, or religious festivals regardless of faith, or national celebrations regardless of nationality, or in the event of funerals, even if he caused them, or weddings, baptisms, concerts of his favourite band, assassinations of his least favourite band, natural disasters, during any episode of House M.D, ice road truckers, or whilst in an alcohol induced catatonic state whilst watching generation kill, or any other non standard life event.
Yours' faithfully Z. Massani Director of FUMUKU Int. Legal services, and if you ring me again with asinine questions your own personnal fething nightmate. I.D 3514
Take care everyone, and remember FUMUKU Int. will provide for you.
Spoiler: FUMUKU Liability for contractors
The above section applies to contractors hiring FUMUKU Int. services who have experienced exploding/combustible/anomalous eyeball related activity.
This section refers to staff
Spoiler: Liability for staff of FUMUKU Int.
As per the above you can see we are not liable for exploding/combusting/leaking/missing/replaced by reality warping shifts in the space time/ or any thing to do with your eyes, and we are only obliged to provide you with medical care, now as medical care is not determined or defined in the article allow me to be declarative on the matter. In this instance if you're that bloody ignorant you fail to provide for your own health or follow instructions from our C.E.O. The following treatment will be provided, 1x7.62x39mm round to the base of the skull, this is a permanent cure for any resultant suffering and requires only one administration period. To collect your free medical treatment following the incident contact any of these persons, 'DubWub', 'Toxic' or Z.Massani. Unfortunately Z. Massani cannot provide this service on weekends or after 1630 on Mon, Tues, Wed or after 1400 on any other day of the week, on bank holidays, or religious festivals regardless of faith, or national celebrations regardless of nationality, or in the event of funerals, even if he caused them, or weddings, baptisms, concerts of his favourite band, assassinations of his least favourite band, natural disasters, during any episode of House M.D, ice road truckers, or whilst in an alcohol induced catatonic state whilst watching generation kill, or any other non standard life event.
Yours' faithfully Z. Massani Director of FUMUKU Int. Legal services, and if you ring me again with asinine questions your own personnal fething nightmate. I.D 3514
Take care everyone, and remember FUMUKU Int. will provide for you.