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05-31-2013, 12:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:02 AM by Fearless Community.
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Please find attached personnel report on Moist, personnel report on Toxic will be appended later today.
Yours faithfully Z. Massani Grand Custodian of Filing, Director of FUMUKU Legal services Int. I.D 3514
Spoiler: Personnel file for 'moist
'Moist' FUMUKU International personnel file.
Name: Gordon 'Moist' Leary
Security Clearance: C
Specialization: Security, spelunking, coffee brewing of, analysis of crime scene evidence
Site of operations: FUMUKU Int. HQ, .
FUMUKU operations involved in: Part of the 'core' operatives working under Mr Malkrin, aka a metric **** tonne of them.
Profile: 'Moist' has been with FUMUKU Int since it expanded operations into Evocity. 'Moist' is a highly valued member of FUMUKU Int, a highly resolute person who exhibits no emotional response whilst under pressure, even whilst under gunfire he remains intractable, possible detachment from consequences, when asked about incident: a9q[REDACTED] and how he calmly walked to FUMUKU medical centre after being mauled by an escaped crocodile, he said ''I do well under pressure''. He also makes the finest coffee out of any person in FUMUKU, ridiculously good coffee, and is highly defensive of his coffee making facility. He demonstrates an exceptional aptitude with forensic analysis, and has demonstrated the ability to make strong correlatory connections from minimal evidence. This was shown in incident: S[REDACTED] where his analysis of fibres left behind in a stolen vehicle helped evidence a strong connection to a group of individuals. He is also not to be allowed near any large body of water especially waterfalls. This is due to his inherent disposition to fall off them, whilst he sustains no fatal injuries himself, it is no longer considered 'hilarious' when he vanishes on operations off the side of a waterfall, he has been shown in the presence of waterfalls, to fall over 30ft sideways to fall off them. This may explain his unusual codename, this is the preferred FUMUKU explanation due to the possible alternatives, which whilst hilarious, are not suitable for the workplace.
Name: Gordon 'Moist' Leary
Security Clearance: C
Specialization: Security, spelunking, coffee brewing of, analysis of crime scene evidence
Site of operations: FUMUKU Int. HQ, .
FUMUKU operations involved in: Part of the 'core' operatives working under Mr Malkrin, aka a metric **** tonne of them.
Profile: 'Moist' has been with FUMUKU Int since it expanded operations into Evocity. 'Moist' is a highly valued member of FUMUKU Int, a highly resolute person who exhibits no emotional response whilst under pressure, even whilst under gunfire he remains intractable, possible detachment from consequences, when asked about incident: a9q[REDACTED] and how he calmly walked to FUMUKU medical centre after being mauled by an escaped crocodile, he said ''I do well under pressure''. He also makes the finest coffee out of any person in FUMUKU, ridiculously good coffee, and is highly defensive of his coffee making facility. He demonstrates an exceptional aptitude with forensic analysis, and has demonstrated the ability to make strong correlatory connections from minimal evidence. This was shown in incident: S[REDACTED] where his analysis of fibres left behind in a stolen vehicle helped evidence a strong connection to a group of individuals. He is also not to be allowed near any large body of water especially waterfalls. This is due to his inherent disposition to fall off them, whilst he sustains no fatal injuries himself, it is no longer considered 'hilarious' when he vanishes on operations off the side of a waterfall, he has been shown in the presence of waterfalls, to fall over 30ft sideways to fall off them. This may explain his unusual codename, this is the preferred FUMUKU explanation due to the possible alternatives, which whilst hilarious, are not suitable for the workplace.
Spoiler: Personnel file for 'Toxic
'Toxic' FUMUKU International personnel file.
Name: 'Toxic' alternatively 'Enlisted Buzzkill'
Security Clearance: A
Specialization: Security, and policing of FUMUKU personnel
Site of operations: FUMUKU Int. HQ. Also the basement of the HQ in a disused lavatory marked beware of the leopard
FUMUKU operations involved in: Part of the 'core' operatives working under Mr Malkrin, aka a metric **** tonne of them.
Profile: 'Toxic' has been with FUMUKU Int since it expanded operations into Evocity. Of note is his strong dislike for any authority figures outside FUMUKU, and his emphatic responses to them. One incident involving a policeman, a duck and a tube of super-glue required 13 people to be submitted into a mental health institution for psychiatric care. He is highly skilled at his job and has exacting standards but is not recommended for any role involving liasing with local authorities as a representative of FUMUKU Int, anyone remember the babysitting venture FUMUKU tried, one office fan, one two month old child, one role of duct tape, and a $500,000 lawsuit later. He is skilled with firearms and the detention of suspects and is highly respectful and disciplined within the constraints of FUMUKU Int, but reacts negatively, massive understatement, when outside influences attempt to order him in his job. Along with 'DubWub' forms the brash and hard hitting side of FUMUKU Int, especially in the fast reaction units and [REDACTED] operations. Beyond listed only abnormal behaviour is his innate ability to traumatise hundreds of people with standard office supplies. Especially if they were found to be stealing them. He is also the most highly commended member of FUMUKU gaining two citations; FUMUKU Crowbar of Valor, for valor suprisingly enough, Purple Annabelle for Wankers’ Cramp, for facing overwhelming odds and emerging alive in handling hostile paperwork or lack thereof.
Name: 'Toxic' alternatively 'Enlisted Buzzkill'
Security Clearance: A
Specialization: Security, and policing of FUMUKU personnel
Site of operations: FUMUKU Int. HQ. Also the basement of the HQ in a disused lavatory marked beware of the leopard
FUMUKU operations involved in: Part of the 'core' operatives working under Mr Malkrin, aka a metric **** tonne of them.
Profile: 'Toxic' has been with FUMUKU Int since it expanded operations into Evocity. Of note is his strong dislike for any authority figures outside FUMUKU, and his emphatic responses to them. One incident involving a policeman, a duck and a tube of super-glue required 13 people to be submitted into a mental health institution for psychiatric care. He is highly skilled at his job and has exacting standards but is not recommended for any role involving liasing with local authorities as a representative of FUMUKU Int, anyone remember the babysitting venture FUMUKU tried, one office fan, one two month old child, one role of duct tape, and a $500,000 lawsuit later. He is skilled with firearms and the detention of suspects and is highly respectful and disciplined within the constraints of FUMUKU Int, but reacts negatively, massive understatement, when outside influences attempt to order him in his job. Along with 'DubWub' forms the brash and hard hitting side of FUMUKU Int, especially in the fast reaction units and [REDACTED] operations. Beyond listed only abnormal behaviour is his innate ability to traumatise hundreds of people with standard office supplies. Especially if they were found to be stealing them. He is also the most highly commended member of FUMUKU gaining two citations; FUMUKU Crowbar of Valor, for valor suprisingly enough, Purple Annabelle for Wankers’ Cramp, for facing overwhelming odds and emerging alive in handling hostile paperwork or lack thereof.
Yours faithfully Z. Massani Grand Custodian of Filing, Director of FUMUKU Legal services Int. I.D 3514