FUMUKU International

[Eisenhorn]

For the attention of FUMUKU personnel records, I have done your paperwork for you, again. Please find personnel reports on these persons. Carthusia Malkrin, 'Toxic', 'DubWub', and 'Moist'. What is it with these guys and codenames, makes paperwork even more difficult.

Spoiler: Mr Malkrins Personnel report

Carthusia Malkrin FUMUKU International personnel file.

Name: Carthusia Malkrin
Security Clearance: A++
Specialization: Micro/macro management of FUMUKU activities. Avoiding paperwork. Disappearing when paperwork needs completion. Capture of hostile persons with minimal force. Criminal investigations, co-ordinating teams in [REDACTED] operations, creating temporal anomalies to disappear paperwork that needs completing.
Site of operations: FUMUKU Int. HQ, .
FUMUKU operations involved in: Everything, ever, period. Far too numerous to list, and the paperwork is in such disarray no accurate amount can be given beyond a lot.

Profile: Carthusia Malkrin is the current CEO of FUMUKU Int. Beyond the innate psychopathic tendencies required of a managing director he exhibits no unusual behaviour (by FUMUKU standards). His hobbies involve protecting society from dangerous individuals and pernicious influences and building armoured vehicles, as well as assisting the police in their oft poorly executed duties. Is known to have an intense hatred of hats, paperwork, narcotics, theft of office supplies, and short shorts. He is exceptionally dedicated to the progress of FUMUKU Int, and will accept no barrier in his path to achieve his goals, strongly driven and determined, he is also charitable and has established several outreach projects from FUMUKU Int, to protect the communities and to nurture the vulnerable. He really likes the colour blue as well. Seriously everything he owns is blue.
-C.Malkrin: ''Hello Mr Massani how can I help you?''
-Z.Massani: ''I'm here to enquire about the apparent absence of paperwork.''
-C.Malkrin: Is seen to be staring at Z.Massani.
-Z.Massani: ''Sir I have to be direct where is the paperwork, applications and personnel reports''
-C.Malkrin: Is seen to point at the window, and when he is unobserved by Z.Massani to promptly vanish
-Z.Massani: Looking out of the window, ''Dear batman punching christ'' Stack of files disposed of out of the window weighed in at 27.4tons
-Z.Massani: Completed this paperwork in a period of 78 continuous hours upon which Mr.Malkrin reappeared.
-C.Malkrin: ''Glad to see all my paperwork is in order''
-Z.Massani: Is seen to raise one finger in response and collapse from exhaustion.

Spoiler: DubWubs personnel report

'DubWub' FUMUKU International personnel file.

Name: Kyle 'DubWub' Satriani
Security Clearance: A+
Specialization: Violence, hostile reconnaissance, target removal, violence, urban pacification, death.
Site of operations: FUMUKU Int. HQ, .
FUMUKU operations involved in: Far too numerous to list, if you're that interested look for any operation with beyond normal fatalities for enemy personnal, anything over 100% is a good indicator.

Profile: 'DubWub' has been with FUMUKU Int since it expanded operations into Evocity. 'DubWub' is a highly valued member of FUMUKU Int, however he exhibits certain psychological traits that make him undesirable for most operations, especially those involving contact with the community or patience. When aggravated or placed in a hostile situation, 'DubWub' experiences no normal emotional change or physiological change, except a massive surge in adrenaline and dopamine. 'DubWub' becomes exceptionally hostile to all persons not working with him, and will once a threshold is met deal out indiscriminate death, often of the buy one get one free variety. Mr Malkrin is the only person who is able to prevent this escalation into the kalashnikov armed grim reaper. Ergo 'DubWub' assists mainly on operations involving high risk security and escalating conflict zones. He has so far in the service of FUMUKU killed [REDACTED] enemy operatives. When under Mr Malkrins guidance he is less likely to resort to terminal violence, and more likely to use psychologically damaging violence as a communication method for his displeasure.

expect Toxic and Moists reports later.
Yours faithfully Chief commissar of paperwork, and director of FUMUKU legal services, Z.Massani I.D 3514