FUMUKU International

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As requested by BlackDog; please find enclosed a draft copy of the FUMUKU employment contract.

Spoiler: FUMUKU corporation Contract and terms.

FUMUKU Contract of employment.

You the person seeking to be employed by FUMUKU corporation, do so agree to all terms contained here-within, FUMUKU corporation unreservedly reserves the right to enforce all conditions contained within by any and all legal means possible, and may do so at any time without prior notice. FUMUKU corporation reserves the right to terminate your employment for breach of the contract terms contained within without notice or compensation of any loss caused by FUMUKU corporations actions.

S:1 Conditions of employment for FUMUKU corporation.
1) You must be of appropriate age to be employed, if found to have falsified any evidence, form or document, your employment will be terminated immediately.
2) You must have a clean criminal record, if found to have falsified any evidence, form or document, your employment will be terminated immediately.
3) You may not work for any agency or company as well as FUMUKU corporation if found to have falsified any evidence, form or document, your employment will be terminated immediately.
4) You must follow all instructions from senior officials at FUMUKU who will be named in the contract, unless the instructions are illegal or expressly damaging to FUMUKU corporation. If you attempt to use this term as a means to commit illegal or damaging acts, your employment will be terminated, and you will be held solely liable, FUMUKU corporation reserves the right to seize your assets to compensate any loss, and to detain and transfer you to the correct law authority.
5) Entering a restricted area, by restricted area FUMUKU corporation refers to the security clearance system, will result in immediate termination of employment.
6) Assaulting another member of FUMUKU corporation will result in immediate termination of employment, as will actions of larceny or any other illegal act against FUMUKU corporation.
7) You may not engage in any other type of business be it personnel or commercial on FUMUKU property.
8) FUMUKU corporation reserves the right to alter and or/change this notice without prior notice, your attention will be drawn to the amended document.
9) FUMUKU corporation reserves the right to terminate employment and seize your assets if you are found to be engaged in any illegal activity including but not limited to, assisting criminals, car theft, murder, distribution of narcotics, and the sale of stolen goods, this list is not exhaustive.
10) FUMUKU reserves the right to terminate your employment if you are found to be stealing office supplies and we will exhaust no measure to recompense our loss.
11) Harassment of FUMUKU staff will result in immediate employment termination.

S:2 Conditions of contracting FUMUKU corporation.
1) FUMUKU corporation will not be held liable for any loss of life or damage to property resultant from our services.
2) You agree by employing FUMUKU corporation that; you are not engaged in illegal activities, attempting to slander or defame FUMUKU corporation, or that you are a fugitive or connected to a criminal fraternity, this list is not exhaustive.
3) FUMUKU corporation will not assault law officers who are acting lawfully in the pursuit of a warrant, we will do everything to assist them, if you are found to be in the possession of illegal goods or wanted for a crime, FUMUKU corporation reserves the right to detain you by any methods necessary and to assist the relevant legal agencies in their duties. Furthermore we reserve the right to compensate FUMUKU corporation for any loss we sustain whilst under your employment.
4) Failure to follow directives issued by FUMUKU corporations agents will result in contract termination, if you hire our services we expect you to follow our directions on the matter, failure to do so will be recognised as you no longer requiring our services. In this event the contract will be deemed to be fulfilled and no compensation will be issued.

S:3 Exclusion of liability for FUMUKU corporations' services when contracted.
1)FUMUKU corporation will not held liable howsoever for any loss resultant of your criminal intentions or failure to follow instruction, neither will be liable for loss of life, dismemberment, incineration, exposure to toxic substances, death, maiming, or any action so resultant from our contractual services.

S:4 Exclusion of liability for FUMUKU corporations' employees.
1)FUMUKU corporation will not be found liable for any loss of limb, death or injury caused through the course of your employment, you accept any and all risks 'volenti non fit injuria' due to the nature of our work. If you are so injured FUMUKU corporation will act in good faith to maintain your health and ensure rehabilitation and any medical treatments required are provided.
This list is not exhaustive.

S:5 Actions FUMUKU corporation may undertake pursuant to a breech of contract.
1) FUMUKU corporation reserves the right to seize any and all assets pursuant to a breech of contract, to compensate FUMUKU corporation for any and all losses.
2) If you are found to be defaming, stealing from or threatening FUMUKU corporation, we reserve the right to; seize any and all assets to prevent such defamation or threat and to recompense any loss FUMUKU corporation so experiences.
3) If you attack FUMUKU corporation, in any manner, we reserve the right to take all meaningful action in that eventuality without prior notice to defend our corporation, and our reputation.
4) If your employment has been terminated with FUMUKU corporation, you must return all articles or equipment provided to you that are still in your possession, failure to do so will mean, FUMUKU corporation may act to recover sensitive equipment and or data, equipment and recompense any loss we experience howsoever caused by your employment termination, this is not limited to detention of your person, searching your property, and seizure of assets.


S:6 Price of services of FUMUKU corporation.
This section will be added by the managing director of FUMUKU corporation.

By Employing or being employed by FUMUKU corporation you agree to all the terms above unreservedly.

Yours faithfully Z. Massani director of FUMUKU legal services. I.D 1335.