The Hunger Games: FL Edition

[Tandy]

Mavis and Nacreas y u kill me ;-;

[Venom]

Right.Well.
As a fully up-to-date, peeniss supporting, proud Tribute, I could go on a whole rant about what you got wrong there...
But I won't.
No, *** it, I will.

Spoiler :

FIRST OF ALL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE ARE 24 TRIBUTES IN EACH GAME (except of course on the 2nd Quarter Quell, where double the amount - 48 - were sent in). ON DAY ONE, WHEN THE COUNTDOWN FINISHES AND THE TRIBUTES MAY STEP OFF THEIR PODIUMS, THERE IS A HUGE DEATH MATCH, IE THE 'BLOODBATH'. USUALLY MORE THAN HALF THE TRIBUTES DIE.
I SEE NO ALLIANCES OR KILL-ASSISTS HERE. ONE MIGHT THINK YOU HAVE NOT TAKEN THE CAREERS INTO CONSIDERATION. IN THIS CASE, THIS WOULD BE THE ADMINS. 
THERE IS ALSO A PATTERN IN DEATHS. ONE MIGHT ASK WHAT THE GAME MAKERS HAD TO DO WITH THIS HUNGER GAMES, NO? APPARENTLY NOTHING. WHY HAVE NONE OF THE TRIBUTES DIED FROM BLOOD RAIN, OR TRACKER JACKERS, OR POISONOUS FOG? PERHAPS A WALL OF FIRE RAPIDLY ADVANCING TOWARD THEM? 
THIS IS STRENGTHENED IN THE LACK OF ACTION IN THREE DAY INTERLUDES. IT IS THE GAMEMAKERS' DUTY TO PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT AT ALL TIMES FOR THE CAPITOL.
WE ALSO SEE NO INDICATION AS TO WHETHER SAID TRIBUTES WERE REAPED OR VOLUNTEERED. CRUCIAL IN OUR UNDERSTANDING. NO TRAINING RANKS HAVE BEEN SHOWN, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO SPONSOR ANY OF THE TRIBUTES ACCURATELY. NO CORNUCOPIA IS MENTIONED, HENCE OUR TRIBUTES ARE SEEMINGLY DEFENCELESS. THIS WILL NOT DO FOR OUR ARCHERS AND CAMOUFLAGING CAKE DECORATORS.
PLEASE ALSO MENTION WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE VICTOR RETURNS. IS HE, LIKE FINNICK AND JOHANNA, SOLD INTO PROSTITUTION? WILL SNOW KILL EVERYONE HE LOVES, LIKE JAMSTER? DOES HE START A REVOLUTION?!
SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED.

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and Venom always wins, right? Right?

[Reefaz]

*** you Reefaz, you killed me you ***.

rekt

[Nacreas]

Tandy killed by Nacreas
Nacreas killed by Floodify

BloodyFloody killin' me. I'll nic nac knock you out. :p

[livkx]

Tandy killed by Nacreas
Nacreas killed by Floodify

BloodyFloody killin' me. I'll nic nac knock you out. :p

Sweet rhymin skillz m80