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[Noble]

Favourite Language: 'merican

Example Sentence: Your Language: I ain't got no gun to shoot dem deer o'er yonder.
English: I am not properly armed to slaughter the deer downwind that looked at me funny.

I remain,

Noble

[TheImpossibleTruster5]

Favourite Language: Spanish

Example Sentence: Muy Buenas a todos, me gusta jugar Garry's Mod y Team Fortress 2.

[Erin エリン]

Favourite Language: Japanese 日本語


Example Sentence:

Your Language:

私: 君、何人ですか？(kimi, nani jin desuka?)

子: 日本人！(Nihon jin!)
私: そうか。実は、僕も日本人だよ。(Souka. jitsu ha, boku mo nihonjin dayo.)
子: うそ！お前は外人だ！(Uso! Omae ha gaijin da!)
私: うそじゃない、本当よ。だって、僕は足何本がある？(Uso jyanai, honto yo. Datte, boku ha ashi nanbon ga aru?)
子: 二本だ。 (Nihon da.)
私: だから、僕は二本人だ。 (Sono toori. Dakara, boku ha nippon jin da.)
子: [ドーン]

English:

Me: What country-person are you?
Kid: Japanese!
Me: I see. Actually i am Japanese as well!
Kid: You are lying! you are a foreigner!
Me: It's the truth! How many legs do i have?
Kid: Two legs.
Me: Exactly. That's why, I am a two-legged person, too.
Kid: [Mind blown]


 (the words "Japanese-person" and "two long cylindrical objects" sound similar in Japanese)

Oh... I also didn't write this completely on my own, I'm not good enough for that just yet.

[Emil]

Favourite Language: Danish (duh!)

Example Sentence: Your Language: Jeg ved ikke hvad jeg skal skrive her, men det finder i jo nok ud af.
English: I dont know what to write here, but you'll find out I guess.

[Madonna123]

I particularly like the last four responses. American English, Spanish, Japanese and Danish are all very interesting languages and I think these are the model answers for this thread.

I remain,

Elvis

[MrTreeGames]

Favourite Language: German

Example Sentence: Ich bin ein berliner. / Ich möchte zu essen eine pfannkuchen. (Not sure if grammar is entirely correct)

Your Language: English

Nope. I'm sorry but the second sentence is: "Ich möchte eine pfannkuchen essen." This is because Google Translate translated the "I want to eat a pancake" in "Ich möchte zu essen eine pfannkuchen." But the zu essen is an infinitive, while in English the sentence isn't an infinitive... You dig it? haha.

Anyway,
Favourite Language: English

Example Sentence: I'm gonna freaking blow your head off!
Your Language: Ik woon in de grote stad Leiden, dicht bij de Nederlandse kustplaats Scheveningen.

Love ya. xd

[Safira]

Favourite Language: Malay

Example Sentence:
Malay: eh bodoh, ada komputer sini?
English: oi dumbass, have you got a computer in here?

Why: It's basically English, with words spelt how you'd WANT them to be spelt.
Oh, and plurals are just the word repeated
(tuan = man, puan = woman , puan puan dan tuan tuan = ladies and gentlemen)

Taxi = Teksi
Bus = Bas
Computer = Komputer
Technology = Teknologi
Cake = Kek
Express = Ekspres
Carbohydrate = Karbohidrat

And brown is coklat (chocolate).

Helped by my lovely little Malay friend.

[General Rickets]

Favourite Language: Afrikaans

Example Sentence: Your Language:Kyk nie regtig die punt in hierdie.
English: Do not really see the point in this.

[MrTreeGames]

Favourite Language: Afrikaans

Example Sentence: Your Language:Kyk nie regtig die punt in hierdie.
                              English: Do not really see the point in this.

Looks a bit like Dutch. (I know it is a far dialect). Translated: Kijk niet echt het punt hierin.
                                                                           Normal Dutch: Ik zie niet echt het punt hierin.

"Kijk" and "Zie" are the same as Looking and Seeing.
"Regtig" looks like the German word "Richtig" which means really or true: translated in Dutch: "Echt"
"Hierdie" is "Hierin"

Conclusion: Dutch haha.

[MrTreeGames]

Favourite Language: Malay

Example Sentence:
Malay: eh bodoh, ada komputer sini?
English: oi dumbass, have you got a computer in here?

Why: It's basically English, with words spelt how you'd WANT them to be spelt.
Oh, and plurals are just the word repeated
(tuan = man, puan = woman , puan puan dan tuan tuan = ladies and gentlemen)

Taxi = Teksi
Bus = Bas
Computer = Komputer
Technology = Teknologi
Cake = Kek
Express = Ekspres
Carbohydrate = Karbohidrat

And brown is coklat (chocolate).

Helped by my lovely little Malay friend.

 
Even better in Dutch:

Taxi = Taxi
Bus = Bus
Computer = Computer
Technology = Technologie
Cake = Cake
Express = Uitdrukken (We do have the word Expres which means On Purpose)
Carbohydrate = Koolhydraat

Haha. So funny to recognize so manny languages