Most stupid reasons you've been arrested for...
War crimes.

Several war crimes.
Amazing stories, guys, I can't believe this isn't dead XD
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  • Roachy
(03-24-2015, 07:20 PM)Dr. Octagon Wrote: Amazing stories, guys, I can't believe this isn't dead XD

Oh you wanted a story? Okay, I'll wrap it up in a greentext.


>be me 24 year old general of a pmc called Blackwatch
>evil corporation.zip
>develop new bio weapon
>get into wars with the wrong people
>ministry of peace nuke HQ and detain key members
>mfw i'm arrested for war crimes
>leaving jail 
>open the door
>men with guns
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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Doing a /me when someone was injured that I was doing CPR on them.... Got arrested cause?? Idk xD
not stupid but funny, ill do a greentext too

>shouting at cops
>tazed by the police sergeant
>get back up and say how im gonna kill his family sell them on ebay etc
>get arrested
>15 mins no guard
>laurenz come along be like what be the reason
>police sergeant is teleported
>he said hes gonna kill my family sell them on ebay etc
>im in my cell laughing my ass off
>this guy just told the admin some stupid bullshit i made up
>i get unarrested
>winner.png
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Being Jewish?
Being at the place of crime (even though I was the one who sent the request to get police over there.)
You'd think I only would be detained, but nope!
Asking an officer to move his vehicle out of the way can on the one side there was a crush and at the other he had left his vehicle, a rebel shouts ill stab you and he comes and arrests me saying im a threat to him -_-
Gather round comrades, Matrix's turn.

I once typed "/me takes an AWP from their backup **" near the president when he was walking around the city. I proceeded to get arrested for "trying to quickscope the president" and then later I was beat to death in prison by cops.

It was all in good fun though.
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  • Stitch
(04-10-2015, 11:59 AM)Frozen Wrote: Doing a /me when someone was injured that I was doing CPR on them.... Got arrested cause?? Idk xD

Semi-related, but once as a paramedic I tried roleplaying getting my equipment out and reviving someone, but by the time I'd done the /me for it all the person had bled out and died. 

Not my finest moment. 
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