The greatest christmas present of all
#1
After five years on the banland... it was time to come home.

With the king exiled for his "witchcraft" that he called logic and reasoning, off topic was distraught, unguided, and in shambles without a true king. The peasants and noblemen alike suffered equally, and the land was without order. But all this was about to change. As the watchmen of the night looked out to the horizon, they saw a silhouette in the dark blue night sky. It came closer and closer, until they could see who it is. It was the king they saw! King Harry Ford, the true ruler of off topic! He was on his majestic stallion, and his glistening armor shone in the moonlight! The kingdom has found it's lost hope!


The guards opened the gates without hesitation or a single thought. When the King entered the city, his peasants and noblemen looked with shock and awe! Then they rejoiced! The plants came back to life, with such vibrant colors, the children laughed and played. The king has expelled the evil king who has taken his throne as his own from the castle, for the whole kingdom knew the best course of action was to restore the throne!


When the glorious king Harry Ford sat down, he ordered that all peasants and noblemen and children would sit together regardless of class! That they will have a feast like no other. And a feast they did have.With warm food and mead, the whole town sang and laughed and gave praise!They sung the song of Harry Ford, the true king, who's generosity, kindness, and good virtues saved the kingdom of off topic!


12/23-King Harry Ford day.
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#2
10/10 would marry
Sincerely, Enzyme
Ex-Supervising Administrator
#3
Better not start spamming again, Harry.
#4
(12-24-2013, 07:05 AM)Doomdude1 Wrote: Better not start spamming again, Harry.


You really think someone would do that?
Just go on fearless and spam off topic?
#5
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GUESS WHO'S BACK
#6
THE MASTER IS ALIVE
user title was put to "one of the elders" by default, and holy shit does that sound extreme


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