[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[Safira]

Granted but everyone else around you are miserable old gits.

I wish v2p was back...

[Craz]

Granted but everyone else around you are miserable old gits.

I wish v2p was back...

Granted, but V2P Will be under a DDoS forever and can never be played again, and therefor shut down.

I wish I could be a l33t h4x0r.

[Tandy]

Granted but everyone else around you are miserable old gits.

I wish v2p was back...

Granted, but V2P Will be under a DDoS forever and can never be played again, and therefor shut down.

I wish I could be a l33t h4x0r.

Granted, but a obese rapist tracks down your ip and... does stuff to you.

I wish i could be Norweigan.

[Rolorox]

Granted but everyone else around you are miserable old gits.

I wish v2p was back...

Granted, but V2P Will be under a DDoS forever and can never be played again, and therefor shut down.

I wish I could be a l33t h4x0r.

Granted, but a obese rapist tracks down your ip and... does stuff to you.

I wish i could be Norweigan.

Granted, but you live in a town without internet where no one else speaks Norweigan.

I wish I could be a famous and rich Film Director 

[Toxic]

Granted, but your best film is 'The Room', from which your fame is derived.
I wish for new tires on my car. (Student so no money)

[Tandy]

Granted, but they are too small to be installed onto your rims.

I wish everyone would stop corrupting other's wishes.

[Roachy]

Granted, but we resort to killing each other instead.

I wish for world peace.

[BlackForestAdam]

Granted, a huge war breaks out ending in every single living thing on this planet dieing, the result is eternal peace on planet earth
I wish i could afford a new Keyboard and monitor

[Reefaz]

Granted, but they broke while getting shipped to you

I wish for a wishing well

[RK-Fin]

Granted, but you drown and can't wish for salvation

I wish for a 6 month holiday twice a year in warm place.