[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[Labrador]

Granted, But he cdms you

I wish for GRiiM to be HAPPY

[Marty]

Granted. But for every day he is happy equals a year of hate filled unhappiness and misery to the person that wished he was happy.

I wish to stop getting the blame for customers own faults.

[dig]

Granted, the customer stops calling... ever.. infact all your customers stop calling, your company files bankruptcy and you go without a job, you eventually resort
to cannibalism, eating your pet marshmallow and then finally, bits of yourself, it starts with your nails but then evolves into BITING OFF small parts o your nails, or RIPPING OFF small bits your hair and eating it. This is a hard life, but it is your life.. You are condemned to eat hair for the rest of your life until you travel to Pakistan, there you find a home with a man by the name of John Dooleleele and live a wonderful life there, BUT THEN ALIEN ROBOT GIGANTIC MONSTERS ACTACK AND TOYUW ALL DIE AND RTHEN STUF FHAPEPPES.... - ... I.. I wish I could go to sleep ;_;

[Dex]

Granted but then you never wake up, and a dodgy man comes into your house, he walks upstairs with a bit of red in his eye and a veign popping out his head. He gets his sword out and strikes you three times in the chest, the man then makes a hasty escape, your family walks in to see that you're asleep with blood on the floor, they think that you're dead so they host a funeral for you, you get buried and then for some odd reason going against everything I've just said, you wake up.
I wish I didn't have to catch the bus to college every day, it costs money and I never get a seat because people but their god damn bags in the seat next to them, god damn that annoys me.

[Mustang]

Granted but you have to walk and that same bus you should be on drives over the top of you.
I wish laptops weren't so shit.

[Roachy]

Granted, but every laptop develops its own mindset because they're so good and they take over the world.

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Labrador]

Granted, Its a chicken who's demented

I wish fifa wasn't ***

[Tandy]

Granted, you wish to not wish for anything ever again.

I wish for an un-corruptable wish.

[Roachy]

Granted, but you become addicted to PEZ.

I wish Manchester United would rid themselves of Wayne Rooney.

[Dex]

Granted but the butterfly effect causes Andy Tate to be manager and Moyseh to be head coach.
I wish for eternal happiness