[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[Cujo]

Granted, but someone's already had that idea, you create it and you find that they've copyrighted it, years later you discover this, and he discovers yours. You have a Mexican stand off for the copyright, he lifts his gun from his holster and fires a shot with his magnum and it shatters your left cheek. You fall to the floor, defenseless and the man stands over you with supreme dominance, he points the gun on what's left of your face, strokes the trigger and says "Copyright this mother-***". And blat goes the gat.
I wish I could get out of Silver on CS GO.

Granted, but you don't deserve to be so you're there Mr Supreme Master First Class and completely out of your depth and just always die so you get demoted so much that you're back in Silvers, and then Silver 1 because you're so used to losing you haven't realised anything other than dying. 

I wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong.