[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[Wood]

Granted but you are banned from using Notepad++, and have to use standard notepad (yeah, don't try doing that, it's hell)

I wish I would get a CSGO knife.

[Emil]

Granted, but when you play with it, you will always die and never get a kill.

I wish I was more creative.

[Voluptious]

Granted, but you have to be creative in voluptuous ways (NSFW)

I also wish the snow would dissapear

[Marty]

Granted however it will rain for the next 4 years causing massive floods.

I wish to be able to join the server in one try without timing out.

[SourLemon]

Granted, but you will only be able to stay on the server in 10 minute increments.

I Wish I had a better computer.

[BlackForestAdam]

Granted but you build it yourself and make a mistake, it works fine for a week then dies completely

I wish GTA V would finally be released.

[TheMJ]

Granted but it will get suspended till early 2045
I wish I was rich

[SpaghettiFTW]

Granted but you will get robbed and it will get taken away in early 2016.

I wish i got infinite wishes

[Emil]

Granted, but you only have infinite wishes for 10 seconds from now on.

I wish my cat didnt bite / scratch me every time he sees me.

[Waterloo]

Granted, but none of them will be granted.

I wish I had a girlfriend 0_0