[Forum Game] Corrupt a wish!

[Cody]

Granted, however you will be dead - effective immediately.

I wish someone loved me.

[mintblackbeard]

Granted But your lover is glolum.

I wish for a better PC.

[slicedhomos]

Granted  But your lover is glolum.

I wish for a better PC.

Granted but the PC is HAL 9000

I wish for an endless bottle of whiskey

[Decay]

Granted  But your lover is glolum.

I wish for a better PC.

Granted but the PC is HAL 9000

I wish for an endless bottle of whiskey

Granted, but its a cheep and disgusting whiskey.

I wish for a new phone

[Joram]

Granted  But your lover is glolum.

I wish for a better PC.

Granted but the PC is HAL 9000

I wish for an endless bottle of whiskey

Granted, but its a cheep and disgusting whiskey.

I wish for a new phone

Granted but it is the Huawei Ascend Y210

[Davidson]

Joram unvoiced wish has been granted, you're now a midget pony.

I wish my students wouldn't ask me questions that I don't know the answer to.

[James_Gaff]

Granted, but then your boss finds out you aren't really a teacher. He promptly calls the police, SWAT turn up and you pull a shotgun from your desk. You shoot your boss in the eyes and his head explodes. The SWAT rappel through the ceiling in a hail of gun fire from your shotgun. A lone sniper 2 blocks away takes a lucky shot and blows your brains out. You're dead.

I wish Spotify had no adverts

[Freezak]

Granted but then it also has no good music.

I wish i had PC that could run source-based games at more than 100 fps.

[crackedup]

Granted, but the graphics would look like an old lady's vagina.

I wish to not be 14 years old.

[Lord Octagon]

Granted, but the graphics would look like an old lady's vagina.

I wish to not be 14 years old.

Granted but you have Idiopathic inflammatory demyelinating diseases for the rest of your life.

I wish House M.D came back for several more seasons