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05-22-2013, 02:22 AM
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Ladies and Ginalmen, I was once very chubby and I used to chug cheese quasadillas with extra jalapeño sauce from Taco Bell everyday. 3 months ago I was called fat and it did not make me happy so I changed my life. Took me 3 months and I finally got what I want, as a celebration, I am allowing you guys to type some pickup lines here and me and friends will say them to girls at water parks/six flags/malls/ and shit like that. I want some hilarious pickup lines.
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05-22-2013, 02:25 AM
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You: Hey babe, can I go down the Slip N' Slide?
Her: What Slip N' Slide?
You: The one in your pants 
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05-22-2013, 08:44 AM
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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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05-22-2013, 09:19 AM
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Excuse me mam my D**k just passed away, may I bury it in you A**?
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05-22-2013, 10:00 AM
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The following 15 users Like Killjoy's post:
• Verenikin, Narc, Mahti, Reefanis, Alphaey, Basw007, Dr Tomorrow, Ciryl, equal, Enzyme, D0ctor, Termin, CorieTheNub, WorldWideCoffee, ProbablyAGamer
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05-22-2013, 12:41 PM
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, do you want f*ck?
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05-22-2013, 12:43 PM
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Hey girl, wanna see my giraffe?
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05-22-2013, 01:39 PM
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Later, im gonna do something to you that rhymes with Grape.
Then they assume it's rape, but it's not, it's tape them to a wall, and then rape!
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05-22-2013, 02:36 PM
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I've skinned my knee pretty badly... you see... I've fallen for you.
If you were a bogey... I'd pick you first.
Did you just fart? Because you're blowing me away.
Do you find it hard to run barefoot? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
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05-22-2013, 02:47 PM
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You: Did you fall from heaven?
Her: No, why?
You: Because your face is fucked up.
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