Ban the person above you....WITH A TEMPLATE!

[Warior135]

Name of player: Lonefap

SteamID: idonfuckinno

Time in GMT: knobcheese

Server: earthshitdip

Summary: religiousfaglol

Evidence: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/ cuz we r du bust

[kakcraft]

[buffalobagingi]

hi

Posting in a thread without the sufficient right - User warned.

[Alphaey]

wat iz templat ban kiruclanz kula tol ban all nubs

[Dr Tomorrow]

Name of player: [FL:RP] Sanik

SteamID: STEAM 4:815162342

Time in GMT: w00t GMT?

Server: rp_forumscity_vFLd

Summary: Tis buzzturd no sheet danutzz

Evidence: ask te whore servah! Mi n Mai frnz dun laik tis osshoooole

[Foxy The Pirate]

Name of player: Dr Tomorrow

SteamID: STEAM 4:815162342

Time in GMT: 1337 GMT

Server: rp_forum_l33t

Summary: Not tomorrow Today!!

Evidence: I don't need evidence cuz swag

[Infernaw]

Name of player: The Doctor

SteamID: Svensk älg

Time in GMT: 2PM

Server: v2fckyourself

Summary: Dis doktor traid to lok at mi ashull.

Evidence:

[HellShell]

Name of player: Infernuw

SteamID: LOEK YUSELF.

Time in GMT: Mi no knov.

Server: Cheack logs.

Summary: shi went to da dector end shi toek pictar of shi butt.

Evidence: Cheack da logs plox plox. Jusd ben dis rulebreker.

[DubpleRW]

Name of player: hawlshawl

SteamID: Uw0t?

Time in GMT: Pr0pableh 25:61 PM, i thynk zeh 3/8/2065 if ze muh is rhajt

Server: i think ze RP_eporncity_v33pr0n

Summary: he is ze lihul retarduhd, and hes inglish is veruh bad, if zu wunt bahn heeim, ai will creeeeehppp ouht, flhaaaaai to ze am3ric4h und e >< pl0dhhh in zeh bhatt of infernuwh, narcuthuc, dumsdhawd, flemntor, wari0hr and hawlshawl becuz ai am ze creepuhr, u seew? das ist mhajn self purthrait [Image: minecraft_creeper.jpg] and ze me is being completuhle rhand0hm at dis moment0h so plz apol1gize if aih am t0taluh cre3puh t0 zu.

Evidence: whai u want ev1denc3? i men, zu can trhast me, jhast lo0k at haw ghut mhai inglieschewewh is and zu wil knov dat ze mi is ze pr0fesihonal inglish spheakr, als0w whai zu suhld bhawn ze hawlshawl, jhast sh0-ve heim ahp mhai aws.

[Rowan13]

Yes I should be posting about the person above me, No I didn't, Yes you can fock off this was written 6 hours ago but I had posting issues and postponed.

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Name of player: [FL:RP] Vaginaw

SteamID: STEAM_0:1:43964937

Time in GMT: 24 March 2012, around 14:30 GMT London

Server: rp_bakery_v2d

Summary: I was playing on the server earlier today as a police china man as I always do, which is basically being a cop but I drive bad, and when I get home I need to RP beating my government approved male children with bamboo sticks (those young grasshoppers have been raping my slave pandas right after finishing up their 20 hour shift in the sweatshop factory), well I also always eat chinese food (roasted kittens) on the server and even when I am playing IRL just so I can feel like I really am my character that is why I don't like to play in 3rd person it looses all the realism and such. Realism is really important that is the exact reason behind my habit of smearing my body in soy sauce and using a freshly opened ping-pong ball as deodorant, its because I want to smell like my character. I also try really hard to squint my eyes while playing so I can have the typical 12º vision angle that we all know that normal china-man have.

BUT I DIGRESS:

So there I was just doing my job, punching a dead dog on its ribs (cannot into china-man w/out animal aboose, if you ever want to be a moderator I suggest you use IRL puppies its a really good hobby) and INFERNAW APPEARS, out of no nowhere and goes " oh whut r u doin ching-chong?".

Like, what the actual fuuck Infernaw? That's disrespectful to my whole family- its mr. ching chong.

Then... she spawns that god damn purple dildo and asks if I want to RP with her as her father... Like, I can't even figure out how to start, this is wrong in so may levels.
>>> First of all, that pink dildo was just there to bully me, I know it you know it we all know it. As a member of the china-man-police cumminity I must stand tall against you're attempts to physiologically rustle my rice-balls into oblivion. Its a known fact that Asia has the smallest average penis size so what exactly were you trying to imply with that dildo huh? HUH? What, my wet noodle isn't good enough for you is that it? You just want to rub it all in my face isn't it? You're not just trying to humiliate me you're trying to humiliate my ethnicity. THIS IS DISRESPECT..
>>> Second of all, how dare you try to be my daughter? That is the exact same thing as "requesting to be killed" and it should warrant a lengthy ban for you! Trying to get me to RP is as your father is not only a huge FailRP but it is also a blatant disrespect for my whole chinese culture, you should know better than this and I am very disappointed with you Infernaw. You know damn well that the first born of a china-man, if female, must be shoved in a bag and thrown into the evo-city lake (at least that's what I heard all the taxi drivers have been doing these days). THIS IS RACISM.

I believe I explained the situation well and I hope the admins to handle this properly.


Evidence: As seen on the screenshots:
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