How to get banned from the server with just talking.
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So basically I joined a server, I started hosting quizes and explaining what a freind was to everyone. Increible what words can do.

But whatever. Oh, and this is not everything, as the console apparently can't hold everything. I'm Elf, and Midget.

There is more before this though, but this is all the console can hold.


[FL:RP] Elf : Lets all just be friends.

Bourne : sry

[FL:RP] Elf : I forgive you

palomeke : stop

[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate

CCCPDAWAJ voted to ban palomeke
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[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate


RINZLER!!! : poc ku nam


{Dumbo} bmX : hahah faak

palomeke : votebn

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : newbie

palomeke : voteban

palomeke voted to ban CCCPDAWAJ
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*DEAD* ☆ PЯěĐΛŦǾЯ³ ☆ : voteban

☆ PЯěĐΛŦǾЯ³ ☆ voted to ban CCCPDAWAJ
Votes required 3/8

Saxon : voteban

*DEAD* {Dumbo} bmX : grad beim nachladen-_-

Saxon voted to ban CCCPDAWAJ
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*DEAD* .#Brownie™ : votekick

CCCPDAWAJ voted to ban palomeke
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.#Brownie™ voted to kick Saxon
Votes required 1/6

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : votekick

RINZLER!!! voted to kick Saxon
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Saxon : votekick


*DEAD* SaNNy ^.# : hattest du nur noch 7 hp?-.-

*DEAD* {Dumbo} bmX : loool

*DEAD* Bourne : keine ahnung

*DEAD* Bourne : war halt dann irgendwie tod


*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : nice


[STK] CCCPDAWAJ did not forgive Saxon for tking.

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : all TF in one room.. fck


[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate


[FL:RP] Elf : Sry itws acidnt


SaNNy ^.# voted to ban palomeke
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*DEAD* palomeke : sorry man

CCCPDAWAJ voted to ban palomeke
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*DEAD* palomeke : ysorry

*DEAD* palomeke : voteban

palomeke voted to ban CCCPDAWAJ
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Saxon voted to ban CCCPDAWAJ
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*DEAD* SaNNy ^.# : -3:4 was willst du mir erzählen sorry?

*DEAD* √∞≡∞ |₳Ḻ∑Ẋ : voteban

*DEAD* palomeke : servus

√∞≡∞ |₳Ḻ∑Ẋ voted to ban palomeke
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*DEAD* SaNNy ^.# : voteban diesen teamkiller

*DEAD* Bourne : voteban

Bourne voted to ban palomeke
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*DEAD* SaNNy ^.# : voteban

beginner : terro i can't mov

*DEAD* beginner : thanks

SaNNy ^.# connected.

CCCPDAWAJ voted to ban palomeke
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*DEAD* SaNNy ^.# : !admins

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : lol


*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : There was something

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Hey Jaga

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : You know, I wanted to ask you a personal question.

*DEAD* {Dumbo} bmX : is klaar

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Very up close
palomeke : voteban

palomeke voted to ban CCCPDAWAJ
Votes required 3/8

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Oh, he left. Alright.

palomeke : this guy is stupid

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : No, shush.
palomeke:
*DEAD* beginner : poor mother...

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : looolň

palomeke : ur mom fukks well by the way

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : nice

*DEAD* SaNNy ^.# : is das euer ernst?

*DEAD* beginner : gg cro ^^

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : I am actually the best Css player in the world.

*DEAD* SaNNy ^.# : ihr steht da draussen und hab das nicht gecheckt?

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : go go

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : kill last hostages

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : :-)

[FL:RP] Elf : You guys have no idea.

CCCPDAWAJ voted to ban palomeke
Votes required 4/8

[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate
[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate
Sky ^Walker attacked a teammate
[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate
[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate

SaNNy ^.# attacked a teammate

{Dumbo} bmX : trottel


[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate


palomeke : sorry


*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : hah

palomeke : english stupid

{Dumbo} bmX : lola

*DEAD* beginner : in english please ^^

*DEAD* SaNNy ^.# : wie er rumluckt

*DEAD* beginner : ah ^^ np ^^

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : So, guys.. I got a quiz

{Dumbo} bmX : nice

[FL:RP] Elf : I want you all to answer it.

beginner : i dont't want to be the 1st

[FL:RP] Elf : 1. Who is the greatest person in history. A: Elf B: Midget C:Couch ?

[FL:RP] Elf : If we all work together!

[FL:RP] Elf : I accept your..umm.

[FL:RP] Elf : Savior

SERVER CRASHED AT THIS MOMENT ( NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL THOUGH)

{Dumbo} bmX : hallo miene kills -_-

palomeke : what happeneed?

RINZLER!!! : server problem..

*DEAD* {Dumbo} bmX : xD

*DEAD* WePe : ale no

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : nice


*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : :-)

[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate

{Dumbo} bmX : sry

;SwAzE4; attacked a teammate
;SwAzE4; killed [FL:RP] Elf with m3.
;SwAzE4; suicided.

*DEAD* {Dumbo} bmX : lol

*DEAD* ;SwAzE4; : !server

*DEAD* Nussgeist 1975 : !server

*DEAD* RINZLER!!! : nice

[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate

[FL:RP] Elf attacked a teammate

You have been punished for team attacking in spawn.

RINZLER!!! : servus

Disconnect: Your ping is too high. (202) Max: (150).
Disconnect: Your ping is too high. (202) Max: (150).


*DEAD* WePe : fck

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : What would you say... If I was really santa?

{Dumbo} bmX : lol

[FL:RP] Elf : Now, question 2 of my famous quiz

[FL:RP] Elf : 2. What is.

Overdex : np

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Shit, I got ambushed.

*DEAD* Overdex : lol epic TW going on here

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Alright, 2. What is the best possible combination of 3 pictures all of them starting on the same letter?


*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : You got enough time to guess?

*DEAD* Overdex : lol FL:rp

*DEAD* {Dumbo} bmX : lol mega

*DEAD* Overdex : im also on it, love it

*DEAD* {Dumbo} bmX : und trotzdem tod...depp:-D

*DEAD* =|MsB|= Maverick : lol

=|MsB|= =|BARD|= : lol

[FL:RP] Elf : Yeah, it's a Gmod server

Overdex : i know -.-

[FL:RP] Elf : You know, in case.

Overdex : Tongue

[FL:RP] Elf : Do you have an answer to the quiz?


[FL:RP] Elf : Alright, that didn't really work out.

[FL:RP] Elf : Now, anyone.. got an answer?

[FL:RP] Elf : Alright, want me to say it then?

-
{Dumbo} bmX : lol

[FL:RP] Elf : I was really hoping you guys would answer.

[FL:RP] Elf : I have no clue myself.

[FL:RP] Elf : Alright moving on to question 3

Overdex : on what?

[FL:RP] Elf : I said, moving on to question three *cough*

[FL:RP] Elf : Alright

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : What plant is standing in the corner of this room?

*DEAD* =|MsB|= Maverick : lol

Overdex : a plant?

[FL:RP] Elf : A: Peraclux hoiter B: Cliso pharaxuit C: fregit fiesto

[FL:RP] Elf : yeh?
[FL:RP] Elf : '

Overdex : ^^

[FL:RP] Elf : Alright, I will tell you guys.

[FL:RP] Elf : It's B

[FL:RP] Elf : Quesion 4
[FL:RP] Elf : Who is shooting me now?

[FL:RP] Elf : A: CT B: T

[FL:RP] Elf : Thank you Cobra

Overdex : btw, this what the last qeustion i was going to awnser -.-

{Dumbo} bmX : -_-

Overdex : stupid quiz

[FL:RP] Elf : No okey, I will give you chance to answer.

[FL:RP] Elf : Lets move on to question 6

Overdex : soz

[FL:RP] Elf : How many rolls of toiletpaper is in this map?

[FL:RP] Elf : A: 356 B: 4 C: Somewhere around 14 - 19

=|MsB|= Maverick : sry

[FL:RP] Elf : C: 12

[FL:RP] Elf : The clock is ticking!

[FL:RP] Elf : You might want to say it when you are alive, I can't hear you if you are dead.

Overdex : i geuss no one cars about your 'quiz'

*DEAD* Jesper : question 7: how many snowflakes are laying one the ground at this map

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : They are afraid, I will let them come out of their Fuc.. excuse me.thing.

*DEAD* Bobo the Space Monkey : XD

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Jesper, You have missunderstoof.

*DEAD* Stenki : what a player...

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : There is no snowflakes in this game

Cobra_HUN killed BeKay with ak47.

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : There is one solid piece of snow.

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : So the final answer would be none.

*DEAD* Innuendo : votekick

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : But anyway, no..

*DEAD* Overdex : votekick

*DEAD* Bobo the Space Monkey : votekick

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Alright.

Innuendo voted to kick {Dumbo} bmX
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Overdex voted to kick {Dumbo} bmX
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*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Question 8

*DEAD* Jesper : question 8: count the stones at this map and divide them by the amount of toilet paper roles

*DEAD* palomeke : voetkick

*DEAD* Bourne : votekick

Bobo the Space Monkey voted to kick {Dumbo} bmX
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Bourne voted to kick {Dumbo} bmX
Votes required 4/5

*DEAD* palomeke : votekick

palomeke voted to kick {Dumbo} bmX

{Dumbo} bmX has been kicked by players vote.

[FL:RP] Elf : Jesper, you have some clever quizes, but I have 563 question I must ask before the world ends in... umm.

[FL:RP] Elf : 21. December.

[FL:RP] Elf : So please.

Bobo the Space Monkey : sry

Jesper voted to kick [FL:RP] Elf
Votes required 1/5

Overdex : dude please shut up

Overdex : votekick
Overdex : votekick

[FL:RP] Elf : 9. How many cabinents is there in this room?

Overdex : SHUT UP

Bourne : sry

Overdex : -.- Tongue

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : 9. How many cabinents is there in this single room? A: 3 B: 34 C: 14

*DEAD* Overdex : wtf

*DEAD* Stenki : starch

*DEAD* palomeke : niceeeeee

Ɓαɖ⸗ÒƖɖ⸗Μαη : nice

[FL:RP] Elf : Don't worry now, I will give you all time to answer.

Overdex : votekick

[FL:RP] Elf : I will give you precisely 30 seconds.

Overdex voted to kick [FL:RP] Elf
Votes required 2/5

[FL:RP] Elf : From now.

SOMEONE STUFFED A SMOKEGRENADE IN MY BUM

[FL:RP] Elf : You ass!

ĭŋCŎCKŋĭŧŏ aka ᵯᶏᶙ : u^^ sry

[FL:RP] Elf : Who, did this.

Overdex : die

[FL:RP] Elf : You are all such a great..

[FL:RP] Elf : Community.

[FL:RP] Elf : We should al form a realationship.

[FL:RP] Elf : You know what.

[FL:RP] Elf : Lets make a shop.

[FL:RP] Elf : A shop where we sell our most valuble things

[FL:RP] Elf killed Bourne with glock.

*DEAD* Overdex : beceause u are dead

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Alright

*DEAD* Bobo the Space Monkey : voteban

*DEAD* Overdex : but please kick him Tongue

Bobo the Space Monkey voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
Votes required 1/6

*DEAD* Innuendo : i know, need to say it^^

=|MsB|= Maverick : lol sry

*DEAD* Overdex : haha

*DEAD* Overdex : please all, votekick elf

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : We can do this the easy way.

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : Or the hard way.

*DEAD* Overdex : yes we can, if all kicks u

Ɓαɖ⸗ÒƖɖ⸗Μαη : sry

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Elf : I can help you all..

[FL:RP] Elf : You know what.

Overdex : you can help, with shutting you bloody mouth.. you 8 year old -.-

[FL:RP] Elf : I really don't feel like this is christmas, I will change my name back. Because all of you are dead SOULS!

Jesper : voteban

Jesper voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
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*DEAD* Overdex : you again///

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Midget : I know we span out on the wrong tracks here.

*DEAD* Overdex : ...

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Midget : But

*DEAD* Overdex : but?

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Midget : We can all be friends.

*DEAD* =|MsB|= Maverick : doh

Overdex : no we cant

Innuendo : voteban

Overdex : voteban

Innuendo voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
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Overdex voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
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[FL:RP] Midget : Let me explain the simple concept of a friend.

Nelis | NL : why ban?

=|MsB|= Maverick : ahahaha i'm listening

Overdex : we are banning elf/ midget?

Overdex : not u

Innuendo : because he will return

[FL:RP] Midget : Who is Elf

[FL:RP] Midget : I am Midget man

[FL:RP] Midget : Alright

Jesper voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
Votes required 3/6

[FL:RP] Midget : nah, I know Elf. Hes my naighbour!

[FL:RP] Midget : Neighboor

[FL:RP] Midget : Whatever

[FL:RP] Midget : Anyway

[FL:RP] Midget : I was going to explain what a friend was.

Overdex : u really dont no

[FL:RP] Midget : And I wills do that.

Overdex : u got none

ĭŋCŎCKŋĭŧŏ aka ᵯᶏᶙ : stop spam pls

=|MsB|= Maverick : I am your friend

[FL:RP] Midget : I got like 10 steam friends!

Overdex : woh

[FL:RP] Midget : Alright

[FL:RP] Midget : Now listen up

Overdex : no
Overdex : soz

[FL:RP] Midget : Actually, I gained another one.

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*DEAD* Jesper : voteban

*DEAD*(Terrorist) Nelis | NL : defend projectorroom!!!

[FL:RP] Midget : So friends..

[FL:RP] Midget : The people you love so dearly.

[FL:RP] Midget : Sadly you don't have one.

[FL:RP] Midget : Thank you Nelis

[FL:RP] Midget : Protect me!

[FL:RP] Midget attacked a teammate

Overdex voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
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[FL:RP] Midget attacked a teammate

[FL:RP] Midget attacked a teammate

palomeke : voteban

Bobo the Space Monkey voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
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palomeke voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
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palomeke : voteban

Nelis | NL : stop ffs

Beleger mit Brötchen voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
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palomeke attacked a teammate
palomeke killed [FL:RP] Midget with sg552.
palomeke suicided.

*DEAD* [FL:RP] Midget : Lets all just be friends

[STK] [FL:RP] Midget did not forgive palomeke for tking.

Overdex : 1 please?

palomeke connected.

ĭŋCŎCKŋĭŧŏ aka ᵯᶏᶙ : voteban

[FL:RP] Midget : Alright

ĭŋCŎCKŋĭŧŏ aka ᵯᶏᶙ voted to ban [FL:RP] Elf
Votes required 6/7

[FL:RP] Midget : Now
Disconnect: Your ping is too high. (168) Max: (150).
Disconnect: Your ping is too high. (168) Max: (150).

Unknown command "nightvision"
Unknown command "nightvision"
Connecting to 85.131.251.181:27800...
Connected to 85.131.251.181:27800
Disconnect: You have been banned by this server, check http://banliste.noAim.eu/ for more info.
Disconnect: You have been banned by this server, check http://banliste.noAim.eu/ for more info.
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tl;dr Angel
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(12-13-2012, 07:39 PM)Apex Wrote: tl;dr Angel
Yeah, I know, I'm trying to filter out the shit. In a while it will be short enough.
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Yeah... I'm not reading that.
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(12-13-2012, 07:39 PM)Apex Wrote: tl;dr Angel
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And, it's fixed. yey
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Oh god, I read the first 5 messages.

Then rest of the grammar was unreadable.
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Just say 'ni­gger' and you're gone for a month

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