My Mum/Mom Caught me...?

[GRiiM]

Guess I have been caught for;

My mother found a cigar in my room when I was about 10-12 that I "smuggled" from Turkey, wasn't a small one either, but after my parents found it they just took it and never spoke to me about it.
Shoplifting.
Skipping school for about a year.
Breaking & Entering, the wall that my friend cut through had a alarm system, we just chilled inside f*cking around, he found a fire-extinguisher which we sprayed a room down with, was quite fun, too bad we needed to clean it up.
Shooting someone's eye out with a softgun, feels so embarrasing telling it because of all the warnings I got when I was a kid, "Dont shoot a eye out."
Stealing those hammers that hang on the side of the bus-wall.
Broke into a construction site and stole spray-cans, was right before my friend and I got caught by breaking into the huge tent.

I was a little brat back then, regret alot of stuff, my parents should have went freaking hard on me with a leather belt.
Dont remember much else.

How did you manage to skip school for a year and nobody noticed?

[rand0m0mg]

Mom caught me when;
-Tripping on acid
-4chan /b/
That's everything that's special.

[MiXEN]

Mom caught me going down on my girlfriend... and so stupid as I was I tried to lay still as I wasn't there, she then said... "Wow son, In my young days we didn't do that... I think I'll just leave".

I could never look at my mom the same way again lol.

[wweee2345]

- Shoplifting
- Coming out of the shower with no clothes on
- Flirting with a girl on Facebook (God its awkward because she just stood over my shoulder)
- Doing stupid stunts with my friends
- Busting and breaking my two front teeth
- Beating up my little brother for talking shit
- Teasing my little brother
- Pretending to talk dirty to someone over chat (Another really awkward moment)
- Using the neighbors wireless because our internet was down (It was hacked into)
- Walked in on me when Im playing a game right at the moment the sex scene came on.
- Playing Pokemon on my Gameboy when I was grounded from it
- Flipping shit and smashing my brothers USB mouse on his desk
- Around friends who were smoking pot


I think the list can go on.......
Don't think I've ever been caught in the act of masturbation, that would be deadly awkward.

[Haarek]

I have also been caught for stealing candy from the store when I was smaller, I had such brilliant tactics on that, until my mom caught me one day.
Also got caught stealing all the C - Vitamins from the cupboard once. I had a really bad stomach the following days.
It happened a really long time ago though

[Nuka]

Mom caught me when;
-Tripping on acid
-4chan /b/
That's everything that's special.

Wait wait wait wait... How old were you when you were caught on LSD?

[Matrix451]

my parents caught me fapping (i was never the same too and it was awkward as shit)

[Adman]

Some of the stuff people have been caught doing.

Just wow...

[Von Tempski]

I once got caught playing the wii...without wearing the wrist strap!

Fear me, I'm crazy.

[Gamesdude109]

Dayum Tempski,

Thug Life.

Almost as bad as my only half-bad thing my parents caught me doing:
Got a B in a class.