My Mum/Mom Caught me...?

[Biowulf]

I guess (even if they dont fap) even write" Fappin'"

Cuz then they can be like "
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Yeeaaa....(CSI:miami theme song....) lol

What the fu­ck man.

[BambusBo]

This is not a sex forum, go somewhere else and post how many times you have been caught fapping, and when was the last time etc.
I'm not really interested in hearing it, nor do I think other people are.

On another hand, you can't be proud of it, it's so embarrasing...

thanks.... :-)

how many times you have been caught fapping, and when was the last time etc.
I'm not really interested in hearing it, nor do I think other people are.

On another hand

how many times you have been caught fapping

On another hand

On another hand

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I lol'd

[Blonde]

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Yeeaaa....(CSI:miami theme song....) lol

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[Anakonda]

when i was 4 or something... my mom was gonna wash the floor, i began to sit in the bucket... xD

[Spud]

I was caught trying to chop my old shelves up with a hatchet

[9jakub9]

Well i am only 13 and so far i have only been cought:

Staying up all night about 4 times playing FL:RP
Not doing homework for a month
Spraying with my mates on a shop when we found a knearly empty spray can (not caught by parents though)
Looking at a porn magazine in a shop
Not going to school because of a test
Painting a neighbour's shed red with cherries with my cousin haha Good old days!
Teaching my 4 year old cousin to say Fuck Off
Telling my other cousin to say fuck off to his mum
Opening my grandma's cigarettes and putting tobacco in a jar then putting bath towels on my head with my cousin and shouting on the balcony "Selling tobacco!"
Having a empty bag of marijuana which i found (It had quite alot of crums so i took it because i felt hard)
Stabbing trees with my knife (I loved that knife and carried it everywhere with me when i got it on christmas )

This is just some old stuff i remember i am not a rebel i am more of a joker

[GeorgeTheBoy]

I was caught...

At my friends until 9:00PM.

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[MattyG56]

I was caught...

At my friends until 9:00PM.

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Exactly...

[User 5190]

Guess I have been caught for;

My mother found a cigar in my room when I was about 10-12 that I "smuggled" from Turkey, wasn't a small one either, but after my parents found it they just took it and never spoke to me about it.
Shoplifting.
Skipping school for about a year.
Breaking & Entering, the wall that my friend cut through had a alarm system, we just chilled inside f*cking around, he found a fire-extinguisher which we sprayed a room down with, was quite fun, too bad we needed to clean it up.
Shooting someone's eye out with a softgun, feels so embarrasing telling it because of all the warnings I got when I was a kid, "Dont shoot a eye out."
Stealing those hammers that hang on the side of the bus-wall.
Broke into a construction site and stole spray-cans, was right before my friend and I got caught by breaking into the huge tent.

I was a little brat back then, regret alot of stuff, my parents should have went fucking hard on me with a leather belt.
Dont remember much else.

[Astrid]

Guess I have been caught for;

My mother found a cigar in my room when I was about 10-12 that I "smuggled" from Turkey, wasn't a small one either, but after my parents found it they just took it and never spoke to me about it.
Shoplifting.
Skipping school for about a year.
Breaking & Entering, the wall that my friend cut through had a alarm system, we just chilled inside f*cking around, he found a fire-extinguisher which we sprayed a room down with, was quite fun, too bad we needed to clean it up.
Shooting someone's eye out with a softgun, feels so embarrasing telling it because of all the warnings I got when I was a kid, "Dont shoot a eye out."
Stealing those hammers that hang on the side of the bus-wall.
Broke into a construction site and stole spray-cans, was right before my friend and I got caught by breaking into the huge tent.

I was a little brat back then, regret alot of stuff, my parents should have went freaking hard on me with a leather belt.
Dont remember much else.

You genuinely shot someone's eye out, really? Jesus christ, I've shot my friend in the eye with an airsoft gun, thought it was unloaded, too. Hurts...apparently. You were quite the Mafia of the playground, then?