crackhead daves big adventure

[pufitee]

meet crackhead dave

crackhead dave, abit of a madman when hes on the good stuff. shooting people dead just for the fun of it. raiding some squeekers base to make them cry. raiding the president because his taxes are 40. basing in a massive doomfort with a shit ton of contra. crackhead dave does it all! dave loves the girls. infact hes talking to around 4 right now, true pussyslayer. dave loves a quick shag and after that hes back to killing dudes or farming his contra! 

without further of a doubt here is what dave has been up to

WILL BE UPDATED 

crackhead dave, on the sesh in the club tonight! 

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crackhead dave finds a weird statue 

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crackhead dave parks his truck in evocity for the night

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crackhead dave helps his g's setup some mad weed operation for a night of fun

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crackhead dave finds a weird snake

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crackhead dave gets a starring role in a new reality tv show

(Huge credit to AliTaze xoxoxoxox)

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crackhead dave goes to valt 27 only to get kicked out, accidentally admitting hes a criminal

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crackhead dave meets a new friend

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crackhead dave turns into a merman

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crackhead dave becomes a model

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crackhead dave goes onto a cooking show

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crackhead dave tries porn

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crackhead dave makes a statue of his friend, vlado 

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crackhead dave takes part in a massive nexus raid killing a shit ton of feds

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crackhead dave joins the arabs 

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crackhead dave does passiverp for the first time and enjoys it

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crackhead dave finds a sign which amuses him alot

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crackhead dave sets up contraband for contrawhores

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crackhead dave takes a bath in the nexus

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crackhead dave looks over the city one last time before he took a SHIT ton of crack and went onto a kill spree thinking it was the purge night then being locked up for years and years in a max security prison to never escape.

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so they think dave will never escape

its a max security prison

right?

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