Christmas is coming... What is "Santa" getting you?

[Archer]

A will to live

If the big fat red burglar thinks ive been bad. A noose.

O.O

Not sure if meme or not.

Here is two options I will present to yourself as a reply to your comment

IF Statement == Meme:
   Hurry up and do it already then!!
If Statement == Real:
 You need help mate, i'd really speak to someone about that
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You need a () for if and you could just use else if by adding {