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06-26-2016, 10:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-01-2022, 01:05 AM by Fearless Community.
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LET ME StART OFF BY SAYING:
fuck sweden.
AIGHT BOYS TIME TO TEACH YOU WHY DENMARK SHOULD BE THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD
(Implying it isn't already)
FIRST OF ALL:
HERE IS A MAP OF WHAT DENMARK SHOULD TRULY BE!
[Image: AsOfQIH.png]
Norway is rightful Danish territory! It's obvious, they were under our control for, like, 300 years
(From the start of the Kalmar Union, 1397, to the end of the Napoleonic Wars, 1814).
Sweden is also rightful Danish territory. In 1397, they joined the Kalmar Union. In 1523, they left it -
ILLEGALY! That means the Danish Queen is OBVIOUSLY Queen of Sweden as well!
The Danelaw - simply because the English surely aren't able to hold this properly. Since they left the EU, there's no reason they should keep it.
Schleswig, Holstein and Pomerania - The first two were stolen from us in 1864 after 1000 years of rule! Rightful Danish land!
Pomerania should be ours simply because we should be the sole rulers of the Baltic.
Estonia - We got our flag while crusading in Estonia, obviously that means we should have Estonia as well. Also a bit of Latvia.
Iceland - We weren't able to stop these idiots from seceeding in 1944 since we were occup- I mean FIGHTING the Germans bravely in World War 2.
THATS IT THIS TIME BOYS IM OUT INVADING.
fuck sweden.
AIGHT BOYS TIME TO TEACH YOU WHY DENMARK SHOULD BE THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD
(Implying it isn't already)
FIRST OF ALL:
HERE IS A MAP OF WHAT DENMARK SHOULD TRULY BE!
[Image: AsOfQIH.png]
Norway is rightful Danish territory! It's obvious, they were under our control for, like, 300 years
(From the start of the Kalmar Union, 1397, to the end of the Napoleonic Wars, 1814).
Sweden is also rightful Danish territory. In 1397, they joined the Kalmar Union. In 1523, they left it -
ILLEGALY! That means the Danish Queen is OBVIOUSLY Queen of Sweden as well!
The Danelaw - simply because the English surely aren't able to hold this properly. Since they left the EU, there's no reason they should keep it.
Schleswig, Holstein and Pomerania - The first two were stolen from us in 1864 after 1000 years of rule! Rightful Danish land!
Pomerania should be ours simply because we should be the sole rulers of the Baltic.
Estonia - We got our flag while crusading in Estonia, obviously that means we should have Estonia as well. Also a bit of Latvia.
Iceland - We weren't able to stop these idiots from seceeding in 1944 since we were occup- I mean FIGHTING the Germans bravely in World War 2.
THATS IT THIS TIME BOYS IM OUT INVADING.