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[Dex]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting terrorists. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m freaking stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Was that supposed to be funny?

It's a copypasta meme. No need to act like a *** in order to try and fish for likes. What do you get from putting me down unless you're sadistic which you should probably get checked out...
And the fact that people support you putting others down, it's pathetic, get a grip.

Butthurt much?

Evidently nothing more needs to be said, you're just immature, grow up.