favourite language say it

[Erin エリン]

Favourite Language: Japanese 日本語


Example Sentence:

Your Language:

私: 君、何人ですか？(kimi, nani jin desuka?)

子: 日本人！(Nihon jin!)
私: そうか。実は、僕も日本人だよ。(Souka. jitsu ha, boku mo nihonjin dayo.)
子: うそ！お前は外人だ！(Uso! Omae ha gaijin da!)
私: うそじゃない、本当よ。だって、僕は足何本がある？(Uso jyanai, honto yo. Datte, boku ha ashi nanbon ga aru?)
子: 二本だ。 (Nihon da.)
私: だから、僕は二本人だ。 (Sono toori. Dakara, boku ha nippon jin da.)
子: [ドーン]

English:

Me: What country-person are you?
Kid: Japanese!
Me: I see. Actually i am Japanese as well!
Kid: You are lying! you are a foreigner!
Me: It's the truth! How many legs do i have?
Kid: Two legs.
Me: Exactly. That's why, I am a two-legged person, too.
Kid: [Mind blown]


 (the words "Japanese-person" and "two long cylindrical objects" sound similar in Japanese)

Oh... I also didn't write this completely on my own, I'm not good enough for that just yet.