09-30-2021, 10:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-30-2021, 10:45 PM by MasterNoda. Edited 2 times in total.)
GOD I JUST FUCKIN LOVE DOCTOR PEPPER ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY BEVERAGE I BUY OTHER THAN THAT SWEET FAYGO NECTAR
DOCTOR PEPPER FACTS:
FACT: this is a website they own: https://www.drpepper.com/en
FACT: doctor pepper was created in 1885 by the sexiest man to ever live Dr. Charles Alderton Pepper
FACT: IT WAS introduced nationally at the Louisiana Purchase Exposition, an event celebrating 100 years since the French ( )sold like half of america to america (we would have taken it anyways lmao )
FACT: it has 23 fuckin fantastic flavors that cause the average man to squirt gallons just from the taste alone (it might have been the fact that it probably had cocaine and morphine in it like most drinks at the time idfk)
FACT: MasterNoda loves doctor pepper a lot and his preferred one is doctor pepper zero
FACT: Recruiters wont stop spamming my linkedin with garbage shit IM NOT A PROGRAMMER STOP SPAMMING ME
FACT: Mr. Pibb is a trash impostor and is probably an anti-vaxer
FACT: Europeans apparently pay way too much for this nectar which is a shame because in america it costs $1.50 for a 2-litre ( european "people" measurements)
FACT: I used just wikipedia as a source which is still a more accurate and well-check source than most of what a certain SOMEBODY posts (that also hates doctor pepper)
Thanks for coming to my 'pep' (XD) talk
DOCTOR PEPPER FACTS:
FACT: this is a website they own: https://www.drpepper.com/en
FACT: doctor pepper was created in 1885 by the sexiest man to ever live Dr. Charles Alderton Pepper
FACT: IT WAS introduced nationally at the Louisiana Purchase Exposition, an event celebrating 100 years since the French ( )sold like half of america to america (we would have taken it anyways lmao )
FACT: it has 23 fuckin fantastic flavors that cause the average man to squirt gallons just from the taste alone (it might have been the fact that it probably had cocaine and morphine in it like most drinks at the time idfk)
FACT: MasterNoda loves doctor pepper a lot and his preferred one is doctor pepper zero
FACT: Recruiters wont stop spamming my linkedin with garbage shit IM NOT A PROGRAMMER STOP SPAMMING ME
FACT: Mr. Pibb is a trash impostor and is probably an anti-vaxer
FACT: Europeans apparently pay way too much for this nectar which is a shame because in america it costs $1.50 for a 2-litre ( european "people" measurements)
FACT: I used just wikipedia as a source which is still a more accurate and well-check source than most of what a certain SOMEBODY posts (that also hates doctor pepper)
Thanks for coming to my 'pep' (XD) talk