[Closed] [Closed] Realistic Statue of a Kettle [Hazelnut Architecture]

[S!RNARC]

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Hazelnut Architecture
feat. Michael Narcović

Today I bring you the world's most realistic kettle statue on the planet. While it may not cook up some of that delicious hot tea, it serves as an icon for the legendary beverage. 



Here's a picture of the artwork designed by Michael Narcović.

Stirdy support pilars which will guarantee no admins will bother you! Time is valuable.

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This is a high value statue and by purchasing it we guarantee a lifetime insurance, we will make sure no one steals it from your possession. 


Hear what celebrities say about it!
"There's such a deep meaning behind this statue, I found myself with my jaw dropped and staring at it for a good two hours" - Richard Bones

"Dose it fit my liveringroom xD" - Jessica Summers

"Brilliant" - Adele

"It made me think of my childhood, all the tea my mum forced me to drink, all the times she interupted me while I was moderating to drink tea. It has a massive nostalgic value for me. I appreciate it." - Madeline Lajoier

"I wonder what my boyfriend will think if I brought this home." - Krissy Blake

NOTE: Please do not drink the contents, it's not safe for human consumption
PRICE: $40,000,000 (start price)

[[LT] Sparx]

This is an incredible piece of contemporary artwork. It really speaks to me, I'll be in touch for a private viewing

[Slaint]

This is amazing

[Jeffrey]

I’ll pay double! This state of the art kettle statue only belongs to the people worthy of having it the most!

[User 21796]

Ill pay triple

[Forgee]

Flawless

[Jeffrey]

I’ll pay quadruple, Take that Pat!!!

[S!RNARC]

I'm willing to close this listing and sell to Lt.Jeff for $160,000,000 unless a higher bid is made.

[Chumps]

I'll pay Octononaguple!!!! beat that jeffo

[User 21796]

Ill pay $1 Googolplex ($10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000)