SKURKAS POEM [COMPETITITION!!!!!1]

[sebasti161]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme
Czechoslovakia

Roses are ash
Violets are ash
Everything is ash
Nuclear war

wow youre hilarious

[Weezy_]

Spoiler :

A dog wandered into our garden one day,

A friendly old mutt, didn't look like a stray.
We never discovered whence he had come,
But we brushed him and fed him and the kids called him Rum.

Now as family members, even dogs must work hard,
So we put Rum on duty next door in our yard,
Bright eyed and watchful by night and by day,
But not much of a guard dog, I'm sorry to say.

He barked at the cats and he'd bark at a toad,
He barked at the cattle outside on the road,
He barked at the horses - so where did he fail?
You see, Rum liked people, and he just wagged his tail.

He liked the yard labour, an amiable bunch.
They fed our dog tidbits and scraps from their lunch.
Rum wolfed it all down, but to our dismay
He seemed to get fatter with each passing day.

Then one night when Rum was laid at his ease,
A burglar crept in just as quiet as you please.
He saw no alarms, heard now siren howling,
No guard dog for sure, there'd be barking and growling.

But Rum was awake and he'd seen him alright,
Delighted with company this time of the night,
He flew through the yard, his new friend to greet,
And his weight bowled the burglar right off of his feet.

The intruder got up and ran off with a wail
And Rum right behind him still wagging his tail.
He departed the yard he'd come in to burgle
Like a champion athlete clearing a hurdle.

But Rum couldn't jump gates, so sadly instead
He picked up the thief's wallet and went back to bed.
Next morning the evidence everyone viewed,
When Rum brought it to us, (just a little bit chewed).

Once given the wallet, the police didn't fail
To capture the burglar and put him in jail.
His confession like wildfire spread through the town,
How a big vicious guard dog had knocked the thief down.

We all howled with laughter when we heard the story,
And Rum was our hero, he was basking in glory.
There have been no attempts since to burgle our yard,
For everyone knows now that Rum is on guard.

This is good but it’s copy and paste so I don’t think it’s fair for the comp ;(

The Piano

Touching the tiles

the piano makes a beautiful sound

We didn't hear it for a while

playing a melody, reading from the sheet that he found

People enjoying his play

while eating chips and drinking beers

considering to stay

everybody raises their glass and shouts cheers!

The waitress working hard sweating glasses full

stressing out and decides to sit down

A man comes sitting next to her While she orders a red bull

The man looking at her with a frown.

He asks: why are you sad

she answers: I'm not sad I'm actually mad

Working my ass off not even getting a tip

well then quit said the man

you're so sweet to care about me, do you want a sip?

No thanks I've got plenty in my van

Do you want to come, darling, there's enough room for two

sure why not? by the way, my name is Ann

Nice to meet you, Ann, my name is Yu

Arriving at the van he says, hop in

she sees a blanket and a pillow

some cuffs too, he said then: let's begin

she gets pushed now forced to stare at a painted billow

crying a shouting but it's not helping

someone knocks on the door, who is it?

Spoiler :

(reading this from the beginning I noticed this got a dark turn real quick)

[fieldy]

forgee is my dad
yuh
forgee is my dad
aye
forgee is my dad
yuh
forgee is my dad
aye
forgee is my dad
yuh
you make me climax with those stacks
bruh, my dick so wet i need a tampax
this flow so sick, it tastes like borax
toot my cock like lisa blows her sax
finna make me bust, gunna bust like kodaks
me 'n' you, with the crew, rolling in cadillacs
wearing tom sachs
its clear, like imax,
fuck with us and you'll crumble like flapjacks
yuh, aye, yuh

[Andrew Juniperfield]

PUBLIC SKURK ANNOUNCEMENT
COMPETITION VILL BLI KONCLUDED IN THE COMING WEEEEK
Lost CHANNSS to post POEMIOS here nowww!
gathring judges ready to jhudge the smudge

[sebasti161]

PUBLIC SKURK ANNOUNCEMENT
COMPETITION VILL BLI KONCLUDED IN THE COMING WEEEEK
Lost CHANNSS to post POEMIOS here nowww!
gathring judges ready to jhudge the smudge

i win if i give you a hug correct?

[Andrew Juniperfield]

PUBLIC SKURK ANNOUNCEMENT
COMPETITION VILL BLI KONCLUDED IN THE COMING WEEEEK
Lost CHANNSS to post POEMIOS here nowww!
gathring judges ready to jhudge the smudge

i win if i give you a hug correct?

Correcto erecto, but dej 3 winnes, youd still havv to win over odder 3 peorson ingame

They are selected by Valeriya nad Juliuoss, i no controló

[sebasti161]

PUBLIC SKURK ANNOUNCEMENT
COMPETITION VILL BLI KONCLUDED IN THE COMING WEEEEK
Lost CHANNSS to post POEMIOS here nowww!
gathring judges ready to jhudge the smudge

i win if i give you a hug correct?

Correcto erecto, but dej 3 winnes, youd still havv to win over odder 3 peorson ingame

They are selected by Valeriya nad Juliuoss, i no controló

ok tell them i win and i give them hug and i win yes yes good?????

[fieldy]

can i win a night with the female judge?

[Andrew Juniperfield]

can i win a night with the female judge?

She said she'll grant you a night of love, support and minced meat, in exchange for half of your left eye

[Andrew Juniperfield]

PUBLIC SKURK ANNOUNCEMENT
COMPETITION VILL BLI KONCLUDED IN THE COMING WEEEEK
Lost CHANNSS to post POEMIOS here nowww!
gathring judges ready to jhudge the smudge

i win if i give you a hug correct?

Correcto erecto, but dej 3 winnes, youd still havv to win over odder 3 peorson ingame

They are selected by Valeriya nad Juliuoss, i no controló

ok tell them i win and i give them hug and i win yes yes good?????

Problematically there is problems
Judge Julius constantly gets banned from freerarless while trting to ban peaky blinders mambers, and he hates everyone on server
Judge Valeriya would be sitting on my knee and therefore unable to partake in hugsalutations
Judge Skurkas has decided to commit to hug a tug fish boat coat and only hug select people and bed