Samuel Hyde's AMA

[Bobby]

Did you have a nice new year eve?

My New Year's Eeeeve was okay, it just was a reality check how life is going so fast for me at the moment. I should always try and savor the moments that I have.

[Bobby]

1) Whats your ingame full name? Bartholomew Richardson, I change my character's in-game to suit the style that I am playing as at the time.

2) How old is your character? 35

3) Whats their Birthday?I cannot be bothered to work out.

4) What starsign does that make it?Cancer

5) Whats your favourite colour?  Red

6) Whats your lucky number? Lucky 7 Casino 

7) Do you have any pets?Not at the moment but used to have two cute cats.

8) Where are you from?Yorkshire, United Kingdom

9) How tall are you?6ft 3

10) What shoe size are you?13

11) How many pairs of shoes do you own?At least 6

12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make?Would leave the European Union as soon as possible and start rebuilding my country. Maybe split Northumberland/The North into it's own country because it will be cool. 

13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have? X-Ray Vision 

14) and what would your hero name be? Yorkshire Pud

15) and what outfit would you wear?A suit and shades

16) What was your last dream about?Your mother

17) What would you do if you won the lottery?Give it to the starving children of Venezuela... ahahaha fuck off I would by a big fucking yacht and invest in oil

18) Would you like to build/design your own house?Yes

19) Which form of public transport do you prefer?Bus because train too far for me

20) What talents do you have?I'm hench

21) Can you juggle?No

22) Can you solve a rubix cube?No

23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear?Yes and it is a toy dog funnily enough called "doggy" (not "dogging")

24) Are you psychic in any way?I believe so, I can sorta predict the future as it happens so a pretty shite skill

25) Are you a good dancer?No, not something I do much.

26) Are you a good singer?I reckon I am pretty good, you know.

27) Are you a good cook?I am a good cuck, yes.

28) Are you a good artist?No I am shite

29) Are you a good listener?Pardon?

30) Are you a good public speaker?I am a good public speaker when what I am speaking about I am passionate about.

31) Are you a good babysitter?never done it

32) Are you a good mechanic? never done it

33) Are you a good diplomat?I see myself as a good diplomat, some people would disagree with me.

34) Are you a good employee?I was pretty good at the last job I had...

35) Are you a good dresser?I am what you would call a hype beast.

36) Are you a good swimmer?I used to be good now I am just slow.

37) Are you a good skier?Never done it in my life.

38) Are you a good lover?Ask your mother for this one.

39) Are you a good musician?Used to play piano, I just listen to music now.

40) Are you a good comedian?Wikipedia says I am a comedian just not how good if you look up Sam Hyde that is my type of comedy. It is very subjective.

41) Are you a good cleaner?I am not a mexican.

42) Are you a good actor?If I wasn't so damn shit at remembering lines, yes.

43) Are you a good writer?I am trying to be, I write books sometimes for my own practise.

44) Have you ever been bungee jumping? No, but I would like to.

45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking?Yes and I got wet, just like your mother.

46) What types of holidays do you prefer?Beaches and Bitches.

47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday?South of Spain in 2016.

48) What was your favourite holiday?Going to spain (already done) or hopefully going all around to the west coast of the USA this summer for three weeks (booked).

49) Where would your dream holiday be? Probably the one I am going to or somewhere in the old south of America, just to see what is like.


50) Can you tap dance? Yes.


Thanks for the questions, it helped my dementia.

[Falc]

Have you ever thought of spooning your dad?

[Bobby]

Have you ever thought of spooning your dad?

I never think about it, I always follow through.

[Grape]

If one synchronized swimmer dies, what do the others do?

[Bobby]

51) Whats your favourite zoo animal? 

Monkey

52) Whats your favourite sport? 

Rugby
53) Whats your favourite food? 

Pizza
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping?

Pineapple
55) Whats your favourite film? 

Smocaine 3
56) Whats your favourite song? 

Brimful of Asha
57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink? 

Smirnoff Ice
58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink? 

Milk (No Soy that makes you into a women)
59) Whats your favourite TV program? 

Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace
60) Whats your favourite boyband? 

I'm not a homosexual
61) Whats your favourite girl group? 

Again, I'm not a homosexual
62) What would be your ideal partner? 

Female
63) Do you want children? 

Yes
64) Do you want a church wedding? 

No but I will end up with one.
65) Are you religious?

No but I am seriously thinking about becoming religous.
66) Do you like reality TV programs?

No 
67) Do you like TV talent shows?

No
68) If you were gay who would your life partner be?

A man.
69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be?

Not answer your first 50 questions.
70) How many hats do you own?

Many many, over 10.
71) Are you any good at pool?

Yes, I have a pool table and I practise sometimes.
72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from?

33ft
73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital?

Yes.
74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law?

Yeah, called the police because I thought it would be funny when I was 5.
75) Have you ever been on TV?

Yes, I was on the news because I went on a ghost train and spooked everyone by knocking on the side and top of the cabin.
76) Have you ever met any celebrities?

I met netnobody because he was high and walking around a convention on his own. Had a conversation with him for a long time while we tried to find where he was ment to be. 
77) Have you ever been to Legoland?

Nope.
78) Have you ever done something heroic?

Turned myself in to the Fearless Authorities.
79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?

Nope.
80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke?

Nope.
81) What would be your best achievement to date?

Answering a lot of questions.
82) Do you prefer baths or showers?

Baths r nice but I shower more.
83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair?

Blow Drying, sorry ladies.
84) Have you ever built a snowman?

Yes.
85) Have you ever been sledging?

Of course, steep hill next to my house with broken down walls which make good ramps.
86) Have you ever flown a kite?

Yep.
87) What colour socks are you wearing?

I am not wearing socks.
88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be?

Texas and become a priest.
89) Have you ever been famous?

Yes, an admin once breathed in my direction.
90) Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Yeah, people would say no because of priacy but fuck that I want money and fame.
91) Would you ever go on Big Brother?

No, unless I got to fuck the fittest girl for entertainment.
92) How big is your TV?

Average, nothing special.
93) What is your most essential appliance?

Vibrator.
94) What type of music do you like?

Garage, Vaporwave, Alternative Rock etc. I have a lot of different genres I like.
95) Have you ever been skinnydipping?

No.
96) How many Pillows do you sleep with?

2.
97) What position do you often sleep in?

Scrunched up in a ball while thinking about my previous life choices and because I don't fit in my bed.
98) What do you wear to bed?

Nothing at all just in case.
99) How big is your house?

Pretty big for the income we have.
100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets by far.
101) What do you typically have for breakfast?

Toast.
102) Do you like scary movies?

Not really but I also don't mind them.
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour?

Bananana
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?

Nope.
105) How long can you balance on one foot?

Flamingo.
106) Have you ever fired a gun?

Only a couple times at school.
107) Have you ever tried archery?

I have done archery and I'm ok.
108) Whats your favourite condement?

BBQ Sauce or Tabasco.
109) Whats your favourite clean word?

Jew
110) Whats your favourite swear word?

n
111) Whats your least favourite word?

Bill Clinton
112) What was the last film you saw?

Pitch Perfect 3 if in Cinema. (Only Male except from my 2 friends in the Meadowhall Cinema)
113) What football team do you support?

Huddersfield Town (Local Club) and Newcastle United (Family Club)
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep?

2 days.
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up?

The Shard
116) Do you have any scars?

One above the left eyebrow due to a glass bottle being thrown in my face. One above the right eyebrow due to crawling into a chair when younger.
117) Do you like marmite?

It's okay, I like all foods.
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events?

I'm faast in 100m.
119) What did you want to be when you grew up?

Software Engineer or Politican or Police Man.
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

Be more decisive and be able to concentrate on one thing rather than trying to do everything possible at a mediocre level.
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair?

Could be a year or more when I hated getting more than a trim at the hairdressers. Literal long bowl cut that made me look retarded.
123) Are you scared of flying?

No, planes are cute.
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?

Looks of intelligence, I have bags of looks and I sometimes look too handsome sometimes.
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes?

No, but I was called TieDye for some reason.
126) How often do you buy new clothes?

More often recently, at least once a month.
127) Are you reliable?

Yes.
128) Are you proud of yourself?

Yes.
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer

Yes.
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?

Are you happy?
131) Do you hold grudges?

Probably, although I try hard not to.
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?

Homosapussy. (Human and Cat)
133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas?

Nah, but the inside looks orgasmic.
134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles?

Yes.
135) Have you ever played conkers?

Yes.
136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had?

Homeless Guy who thought he was a descendant of Hitler and that is the reason he is homeless.
137) Are you much of a gambler?

Hate it but do pop into Lucky 7 now and then.
138) Are you much of a daredevil?

Yep.
139) Are you a good liar?

Whichever way I answer, I will always be a bad liar in the eyes of the person asking the question.
140) Are you a good judge of character?

Yes, although I can be wrong sometimes.
141) Are you any good at charades?

Yes.
142) How long could you go without talking?

Hour tops.
143) What has been your worst haircut/style?

Previously mentioned hair which was covering ears.
144) Can you iceskate?

Yes I can, quite well.
145) Can you summersault?

No I am a brick.
146) Whats your favourite joke?

These fucking questions.
147) Whats been your best present?

Office chair, comfy.
148) Whats been your worst present?

Anything helps but trivia sticks are gay.
149) Have you ever sleepwalked?

Yes, I do have shite nightmares most nights which become realistic.
150) Can you build a house of cards?

Nope.
151) Whats your favourite TV advert?

Anything that is not annoying.
152) Can you play poker?

Yes.
153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch her or carry on with her despite the protests?

Carry on with her despite the protests, my close family would never do that though.
154) Have you ever been professionally photographed?

Nope.
155) Have you ever baked your own cake?

Yes.
156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour?

Orange.
157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree?

A crystal ballerina.
158) What would be your dream sandwich?

Melted Cheese, pepperoni and chillis.
159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous?

Probably.
160) Can you do any accents other than your own?

I am pretty good at accents, russian, geordie, american redneck. Probably more.
161) Do you have a strong local accent?

I guess so if I want to sound yorkshire af.
162) Whats your favourite accent?

Geordie/Northen.
163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick?

O's
164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens?

Black.
165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV?

I didn't.
166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress?

A trump supporter.
167) Do you prefer green or red grapes?

Green.
168) What do you like on your toast?

Nutella.
169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap?

Bars of Soap.
170) How do you have your eggs?

Poached or Scrambled.
171) Whats your favourite saying?

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.
172) Have you ever been in a tug of war?

Yes.
173) and did you win?

Yes.
174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted?

Yes, it is harder for me but I can.
175) What do you have on your fridge door?

It's wood so nothing.
176) Do you love or hate myspace?

Never used it, just before my time I guess.
177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door?

Jehovah's Witnesses telling me that christmas doesn't exist.
178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating?

Never went, stayed at home and ate our own sweets.
179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples?

Yes.
180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing?

Suit.
181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of?

My sexy face.
182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of?

Self-portrait.
183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay?

No.
184) Whats your favourite smell/scent?

Bodily Fluids.
185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum?

Yes.
186) What was your favourite birthday?

1st one.
187) Can you curl your tounge?

Yes
188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?

Innie4life
189) What would be your dream car?

A cool pickup truck.
190) Are you left or right handed?

Right is Write.
191) What was the last book you read?

Big ass book on the holy roman empire.
192) What was the last song you danced to?

Praise You - Fatboy Slim.
193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo?

Yes.
194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick?

Yes.
195) Have you ever been on a space hopper?

Yes.
196) Who was the last person to send you a text message?

Your Sister.
197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone?

Yes, many times. It was accident.
198) Are you scared of spiders?

Nah.
199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one?

Milk, Water. 
200) Have you ever been banned from a public place?

I got caught by the hate speech ppolice and they didn't like my thought crimes.

[Bobby]

If one synchronized swimmer dies, what do the others do?

Depends on how much it means to them and the honour of their family. If they have a lot of honour then they will also follow the lead and die. If not, they shall just continue.

[DanielleS]

i like this guy

[Falc]

Why haven’t you answered all of SelfGamers questions yet!?

[Kevin]

Why are you such a decent guy but in a 'meh' clan.

'meh' clan?

Says the one that cannot even get into one