[Forum Game] Corrupt Wish

[Tekno]

I wish I had a well-paying job...
Granted, but you can't work more than 1 day a week

I wish life wouldn't suck

[Ratatoskrr]

Granted. But you die at 30.

I wish I could get a new pc

[god]

Granted but it's your school PC.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[DreeBott]

Granted but you get robbed and are left with 69$

I wish I could have 3 wishes no matter what

[ELAD]

Granted but you get robbed and are left with 69$

I wish I could have 3 wishes no matter what

granted, but all your wishes are wasted.
I wish to pass all my exams

[Ratatoskrr]

Granted. But you die a day later.

I wish I could have a boat.

[Panda]

Granted, though the high test marks was just a prank and the teacher handed you an F.

I wish that this thread would die and never come back because it's annoying.

EDIT: For Elad, rat is a faster typer.

[Random]

Granted. But a similare thread is made. Though it annoys you even more.

I wish Panda and Coffee could actually be good in CSGO. My back is starting to hurt from all the carrying.

[god]

Granted but in the end they end up carrying you!

I wish I could get out of silver on cs:go!

[Santaliz]

Granted, you can be Global Elite, but with permanent cooldown.

I wish I had a boat.