EvoCity Newspaper

[mgdwszx]

This is a one week warning to ALL employees of this Newspaper.
I understand that this is holiday season. However, officially request leave, and I will approve it.
Those who are not on leave:


You have one week to submit a story to the editor before you contract is immediately terminated.
This applies to all employees except CaptainPurpleFlyingDildo. Contact me immediately or your contract will be terminated.


Regards,
~Miro.

[mgdwszx]

The Editor is away for 1 week.
As stated in the notice above, I expect all of you to have posted at least one article by the time I return.
DonkeyWaffles asked for leave, and I approved his request.
See you in a week.
Regards,
~Miro.

[BouncingBall]

Dear Devin,

I am not able to make a news thread due to I had been banned for 13 days. I am unbanned in 3 days.

Sorry,
BouncingBall.

[Mist]

This is very well-done!
I see big improvement in your previous ones also.

Good job.

[mgdwszx]

• BULLETIN •

*A lone, disused printing press cranks out a small paper*

The EvoCity Newspaper is eager to announce that we have secured an interview with Jan Camorro, of the Camorro Family. An interview will be published within a week, discussing both the hostility with Lucky 7 and the newly announced 'Cerberus' alliance.