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Greetings,

Even though the evaluation of current applications hasn't been internally resumed, I am going to make an executive exception by deciding the fate of one of our outstanding applicants.

As a similar incident has happened previously, with the same subject in question, I will just repeat the prior comments with updated status:

'I am pleased to inform you that we have decided to deny Jamie Hynerman (ELAD) from joining the Estleback Corporation. 

As the new Director who is now internally managing the application process of all new applicants, I am appalled and stunned as I find certain behaviours Mr Hynerman has displayed to be despicable. 

He has shown blatant 'anti-Estleback' attitudes, going as far as to visibly linger and 'tut' around our employees, connoting disapproval. It is greatly odd and juxtaposeic that he suddenly wants to join us again, after hours of being an advocate against our work. Do I sense jealousy that we've managed to get a website with more than 7 comments? 

 On top of this, he was caught 'sh*t posting' on the Estleback Corporation website for the second time, with messages telling us that we are exploiting certain powers we posses, which come at a compromise to the well being of the citizens we are trying to serve. He has since deleted his post, as was the case previously. We cannot accept someone with a neurotic temperament, and I am a firm believer that some people should just learn to shut their gob and not spurt spontaneous quips, but rather calculated call outs.

In all of my prior experience here at Estleback, not once have I come across an applicant so pompous and rude as this. I expect all current applicants, and future ones alike, to heighten their etiquette and manners to an acceptable level during this process.'

Don't get this message wrong, however. We do accept some second chances; even though redemption is in some cases unlikely, we admire the chivalrous attempt and confidence displayed by an individual who posts a second application, even when the first went so horribly wrong. But in this case, Mr Hynerman has done nothing but reinforce my initial opinions of him.

What makes this situation even more hysterical and preposterous is that he even claimed this:

'I am writing to you to show that in the previous months since my last application I have changed, and that I am now fit and confident to try for enrollment into your fine company once more. Now, you deemed me unfit and pushy for a role in Estleback, but if you are willing to give me a second chance and read my application attached I will stand, heart in hand and accept any outcome of the application, and will take on board all feedback, you, and your representatives give me.'

I see no change in your behaviour, Mr Hynerman; I hate liars. Jamie 'ELAD' Hynerman is hereby blacklisted from the Estleback Corporation.

It doesn't need to be Easter to know when someone has a brain the size of an egg.

I hope you have a nice day,

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Director of the Estleback Corporation