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RE: Roast the country of the person above you - RobotDuck - 11-20-2016
Only known for being drunk
wait shit
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - Panda - 11-20-2016
Your country is a pile of hypocrites
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - Ratatoskrr - 11-20-2016
Thinks it can live without Britannia. It is wrong.
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - ericb0207 - 11-20-2016
The BBC fired Jeremy Clarkson
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - Emil - 11-20-2016
Sweden is literally the most hated country in Northern Europe. Norwegians, Danes, Finns, everyone can agree that Sweden is the worst of us Nordics. First you come here, try to steal OUR spotlight (as the King of Northern Europe during the medieval age), and we then beat you. You then agree to join in a union with us and Norway! Yay, everyone is happy EXCEPT NO because suddenly you assholes decided you didn't want to be part of the Kalmar Union because "the danes were becoming too powerful" (ooo booo how sad). You then revolt a couple of times, mostly failing. You succeed, you win, except not for long because Denmark is much more powerful than you. You are then absolutely destroyed by us, removed from the map, and then the stockholm bloodbath happens and suddenly you want to be free again. Can't keep a simple promise, you have to break the promise TWICE. THEN you act like you own the entire north, you are atleast twice as powerful as we are at times and YET we fucking survived because you assholes can't figure out how to fight properly. You try to establish colonies, well guess what Denmark has a larger colonial empire TODAY (in the least imperialistic age ever) than you've ever had before. Remember the Napoleonic Wars? We decided to help France, to spread liberty and democracy, while you decide to help Britain - the ANTI-revolutionaries, the REACTIONARIES of Europe. Napeoleon is fucking retarded and invades Russia and suddenly you help Britain while in reality you barely did anything. You were just there and as such you were granted Norway. Sweden is a worthless, piece of shit country, the culture has slowly been degraded while you believe your King should abdicate even though he's the most patriotic thing you have.
Skåne should be danish as well, they don't even consider themselves Swedish and it's already part of Greater Copenhagen. Skåne has been Swedish for 400 years and yet you can't even keep it part of your own country. You've lost TWO countries, Finland to Russia and Norway to Norway while we've lost Norway because we were not able to win against the United Kingdom. And yet you still act like you are the masters of the north, the LION of the fucking north. Fucking hell, more like the Rat of the North (that's not a compliment btw)
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - Arkten - 11-20-2016
Cant think of a good history joke. Seems like your country didnt make it far, eh?
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - Marty - 11-28-2016
(11-20-2016, 12:23 PM)MrTrashTag Wrote: Cant think of a good history joke. Seems like your country didnt make it far, eh?
I would roast your country but I think Hitler roasted far too many Jews and it's still a touchy subject.
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - Archer - 11-28-2016
Stop drinking already
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - Old Man Jokhah - 11-28-2016
Always act tough, yet yall hide behind neutrality.
RE: Roast the country of the person above you - Marty - 11-28-2016
Trump
Nuff said