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RE: FUMUKU International - Doctor Internet - 08-31-2013
To: Legal Department, C/OJA
From: FUMUKU Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Internet MD.
Subject: Specialist Office Supplies
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Hey Zaeed,
You lot seen any of my "specialist" supplies?
A whole bunch of horse tranq's went missing from secure lockup MED/01/SDL, you know only Me, And the Class As, Along with the Directors have access to that lockup.
So uh...... I don't suppose you could tell me who accessed them.
It was not just the horse tranqs that went missing! Lord no! A few scaples, a couple knives, a pair of forceps, and some of my acupuncture needles went missing as well.
It could just be miss-counting on my part, but if you could keep an eye out.
Yours, Doctor Internet MD.
RE: FUMUKU International - D0ctor - 08-31-2013
To: Legal Department, C/OJA
CC: FUMUKU Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Internet MD.
From: FUMUKU Security officer, Chief FUMUKU tactical instructor, Dominic Stevens.
Subject: Missing items.
It appears we have a thief in our midst, The training department is missing;
2 footballs.
1 full set of weights.
1 Airsoft P228 training pistol.
1 High Explosive door breaching tool.
12 Live firing M4A1's with tac light and Acog sight.
24 boxes of ammo.
With this equipment the thief could start a small war this thief needs to be caught immediately.
RE: FUMUKU International - Toxic - 09-01-2013
Probably a glitch in the system, we no longer use airsoft for training purposes due to a change in hardware, Quote Toxic:
"Airsoft is for pussies"
RE: FUMUKU International - Eisenhorn - 09-01-2013
(08-31-2013, 07:43 PM)jonjon1234 Wrote: To: Legal Department, C/OJA
From: FUMUKU Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Internet MD.
Subject: Specialist Office Supplies
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Hey Zaeed,
You lot seen any of my "specialist" supplies?
A whole bunch of horse tranq's went missing from secure lockup MED/01/SDL, you know only Me, And the Class As, Along with the Directors have access to that lockup.
So uh...... I don't suppose you could tell me who accessed them.
It was not just the horse tranqs that went missing! Lord no! A few scaples, a couple knives, a pair of forceps, and some of my acupuncture needles went missing as well.
It could just be miss-counting on my part, but if you could keep an eye out.
Yours, Doctor Internet MD.
(08-31-2013, 11:49 PM)Professional_instinct Wrote: To: Legal Department, C/OJA
CC: FUMUKU Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Dr. Internet MD.
From: FUMUKU Security officer, Chief FUMUKU tactical instructor, Dominic Stevens.
Subject: Missing items.
It appears we have a thief in our midst, The training department is missing;
2 footballs.
1 full set of weights.
1 Airsoft P228 training pistol.
1 High Explosive door breaching tool.
12 Live firing M4A1's with tac light and Acog sight.
24 boxes of ammo.
With this equipment the thief could start a small war this thief needs to be caught immediately.
With regards to the first request, I refer you to the security footage in 951145/OJA, where the good Doctor is seen, to be dancing in his underwear on a highway whilst singing the theme tune to the television show known as ''The smurfs'' where upon he was detained by local law enforcement, at this time the missing equipment you referred too, had been retrieved from one of your bodily cavities (which one I, nor any FUMUKU member do not need to know). and held by local police, the Legal department has resolved this issue, all pertinent files, paperwork, and persons involved have been collectively destroyed, and the incident covered up, you are to report to Jericho Matthews for a full debrief.
With regards to the second request, hardly a great start to your training center is it.
It's barely been running a week and you've had a theft. Furthermore why is there one airsoft pistol on the list, you were instructed to use simunition, not airsoft weapons, and if this weapon is for training purposes, why is there only one, you playing hold hands and share in there? With regard to the live fire weapons and all ammunition stolen, you will find that they are located with Internal Affairs, they have not been stolen by any thief, other than myself and Toxic, to test your operational security. Given that you are in charge of training, we felt it prudent to test your ability to secure any given equipment, and your property, please find en route via FUMUKU International courier, to your location, the missing items, and your collection of women's shoes and pornography.
Yours faithfully Z.Massani Director of FUMUKU Legal Department, I.D 3514
RE: FUMUKU International - Toxic - 09-01-2013
We've been working on cases for god knows how long and you still can't be bothered to correct my last name on your roster.
RE: FUMUKU International - Doctor Internet - 09-01-2013
To: FUMUKU Security Forces Liaison Officer.
From: Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Internet MD.
Subject: External Affairs.
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Liaison,
I require an emergency data wipe on any security mainframe containing video file 951145/OJA.
If you do this, then we are equal. It was hard to fix that many holes in a man.... Alright?
Yours, Dr Internet MD.
To: Legal Department, C/OJA
CC: Director Malkrin's Office
BCC: Security Office, Medical Staff, Technical Director, Technicians, Public Relations Board, Black Mesa Liaison Office
From: Security Officer, Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Internet MD
Subject: Re. Re. Specialist Office Supplies
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I get drunk ONCE at a Party, and that damn video gets posted out to all the damn people who want.
I thought after finding your collecting of bestiality pornography from inside the lockup in my office, you agreed to stop Zaeed.
Besides, I thought we agreed not to let your wife come to work with you, I saw her roaming the corridors last week!
Jesus man.... What is it coming to?
RE: FUMUKU International - Eisenhorn - 09-01-2013
Whats it coming too eh? Slandering the head of the legal department, might lead to you waking up in a shallow ditch, buried in a plastic container, 6ft under, swimming in NaOH (Sodium Hydroxide).
REQUEST DENIED
I.D 6541 '' Prison commander'' Fined a months salary, for slander of the head of Legal, and attempting to bribe the security staff, to remove evidence.
Any further comments of a fictitious nature will be met with demotion.
You are WARNED.
P.s Apologies to Toxic, I can never remember your damn name, my filing is all in my head.
Yours faithfully Z.Massani Director of FUMUKU Legal Services, I.D 3514
RE: FUMUKU International - Doctor Internet - 09-02-2013
(09-01-2013, 11:29 PM)Zaeed_Massani Wrote: Whats it coming too eh? Slandering the head of the legal department, might lead to you waking up in a shallow ditch, buried in a plastic container, 6ft under, swimming in NaOH (Sodium Hydroxide).
REQUEST DENIED
I.D 6541 '' Prison commander'' Fined a months salary, for slander of the head of Legal, and attempting to bribe the security staff, to remove evidence.
Any further comments of a fictitious nature will be met with demotion.
You are WARNED.
Yours faithfully Z.Massani Director of FUMUKU Legal Services, I.D 3514
Refer to security tape MED/BAY/001/502/STF.
Where you and your wife are in one of the Medbays.
For now, I have removed lower security access, currently only As and Above (And me) have access to it.
Also, what the feck, I don't pay the cleaners to clean THAT much.
You could have at least cleaned up after yourself!
Edit:
Internal Memo
For: Zaeed Massini
From: Human Resources
Subject: Doctor Internet
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Zaeed, stop fining people we don't have on books.
There is NO Prison Commander with that ID in our systems.
However, there is a Doctor Internet.
Did you mean him? If so, he is one of the best doctors we have here, and as a Director of Medical, all fines have to go through Director Malkrin.
Yours, HR Rep' John Silence
RE: FUMUKU International - D0ctor - 09-02-2013
To whom this may concern,
Due to an unforeseeable 'incident' I am unavailable for any Op's/Jobs till 22:00 02/09/2013.
On a side note isn't HR attached to Internal affairs that is a sub-department of the legal department with is managed by Z.massani and is there for subject to his will?
RE: FUMUKU International - Doctor Internet - 09-02-2013
(09-02-2013, 12:43 PM)Professional_instinct Wrote: To whom this may concern,
Due to an unforeseeable 'incident' I am unavailable for any Op's/Jobs till 22:00 02/09/2013.
On a side note isn't HR attached to Internal affairs that is a sub-department of the legal department with is managed by Z.massani and is there for subject to his will?
As the highest rank in Medical, I am the director of Medical, therefore sanctions would have to go through a higher rank, Ie. Director Malkrin.